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Old 09-26-2023, 09:28 PM   #4061
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Old 09-26-2023, 10:47 PM   #4062
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Old 09-26-2023, 11:49 PM   #4063
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Speaking of standard comedians...#### is George Carlin ever brilliant.

This is a 5 minute bit about the most innocuous of topics: "stuff". His timing, cadence, tone of voice, and word choice make this ####ing hilarious. He's a genius. Nobody should ever bother trying to do comedy without first studying his entire career.

"I never found George Carlin funny"

Good, and I mean that respectfully. If you didn't find his material funny you were paying attention to what he was saying.

If you found a chuckle you heard the silly observations on language, farts, football/baseball, and stuff.

George Carlin was the modern philosopher.
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Yikes.

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I laughed way too hard at that.

I imagine that he's down there, covered in all those bags, lying on his back and seriously contemplating his life choices.

"Its not so bad down here...I think I'll stay."
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from a list of funny things kids say.

this one make me laugh.

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I laughed way too hard at that.

I imagine that he's down there, covered in all those bags, lying on his back and seriously contemplating his life choices.

"Its not so bad down here...I think I'll stay."
Hopefully hes not covered in all those 'bags', looks like about 2000lbs worth of shingle bundles.
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Old 09-29-2023, 04:09 PM   #4070
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Yeah, gimme all of that you got. I like meat as raw as possible while still being safely consumable. It doesn't even need to be 100% safe, I'll take some risk.
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I generally like somewhere between medium and medium rare, the end just made me do a spit take.
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Old 09-30-2023, 07:02 PM   #4073
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This is why we watch sports

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In Durham, N.C. on Saturday, a Duke fan missed the uprights – which would have won him $1 million – but did not miss the camera that someone was holding in the crowd

It should be noted that this was this student’s second attempt. The first one also missed by a wide margin.

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Found this sibling group, Biko's Manna, a couple days ago and just binged all of their covers. The girl, Biko, is 16, the older brother, Manna, is 13,and the youngest, Mfundo, is 8.

Her voice and his guitar work are both unreal, and Mfundo has some great dance moves. So much pure heart in the music. Surprisingly not many views on their videos, but I suspect we will hear more from them in the future.

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How fortunate that someone was there videoing this routine and mundane purchase, otherwise, these unscripted moments would never have been captured.
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