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Old 05-26-2014, 10:00 AM   #4061
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That would have been the perfect opportunity for him to buy you a coffee for being a clown, I doubt it happened though.
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Old 05-26-2014, 10:14 AM   #4062
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That would have been the perfect opportunity for him to buy you a coffee for being a clown, I doubt it happened though.
Nope. His hat was off angle on his head, that tells you all you need to know about his character.
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Nope. His hat was off angle on his head, that tells you all you need to know about his character.
someone did that to me at a drive thru. I just kept honking until they moved. Freaked them out nicely, they suddenly forgot how to reverse, they did about an 18 point turn by the end of it.
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Old 05-26-2014, 10:17 AM   #4064
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Nope. His hat was off angle on his head, that tells you all you need to know about his character.

Vanity plate on a Cobalt tell me all I need to know.....
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Vanity plate on a Cobalt tell me all I need to know.....
the "D BAG" plate wasn't available.
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Old 05-26-2014, 10:35 AM   #4066
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People who bring their animals into the bank. I am talking to you late 50s lady at the RBC! I do not care that your dog is small and cute its not allowed in the bank! Leave the dog is the friggin car for 30 seconds like everyone else. A couple weeks ago someone who works at the ATB on 16th had their little lap dog with them and it dropped a scud on the carpet infront of about 10 customers. Since when is it ok to bring dogs to work when you work at the bank!
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Old 05-26-2014, 10:36 AM   #4067
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People who bring their animals into the bank. I am talking to you late 50s lady at the RBC! I do not care that your dog is small and cute its not allowed in the bank! Leave the dog is the friggin car for 30 seconds like everyone else. A couple weeks ago someone who works at the ATB on 16th had their little lap dog with them and it dropped a scud on the carpet infront of about 10 customers. Since when is it ok to bring dogs to work when you work at the bank!


Shhhhhhh do you hear that:

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Spoiler!
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Old 05-26-2014, 11:21 AM   #4068
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Old 05-26-2014, 11:23 AM   #4069
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When people noticeably damage another vehicle and then take no responsibility for it.
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Old 05-26-2014, 11:28 AM   #4070
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When people noticeably damage another vehicle and then take no responsibility for it.
Or park like complete morons. I had this one lady park basically up against my drivers door the other day. Had to get into the vehicle using the passenger door. If I didn't have a new vehicle I would have just heaved open my door and implemented a nice dent in her door. There was a ton of room too for her. There was no reason to park that close.
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Old 05-26-2014, 11:29 AM   #4071
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Or park like complete morons. I had this one lady park basically up against my drivers door the other day. Had to get into the vehicle using the passenger door. If I didn't have a new vehicle I would have just heaved open my door and implemented a nice dent in her door. There was a ton of room too for her. There was no reason to park that close.
that's when you hop up on the hood and piss on the air vents leading to the engine compartment, nothing smells worse then burning urine.
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Old 05-26-2014, 01:03 PM   #4072
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If I didn't have a new vehicle I would have just heaved open my door and implemented a nice dent in her door.
Thats what the tire iron is for.
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Old 05-26-2014, 02:58 PM   #4073
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Door dingers really need a punch in the face.
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Old 05-26-2014, 03:17 PM   #4074
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Door dingers really need a punch in the face.
Yes, they do. The damage to my car yesterday was to the leading edge of the hood of my car that I cannot just pop out because of a fold in the sheet metal. The extra gear grind? Not away from my car for more than 10 minutes while it was in parking lots.
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Old 05-26-2014, 04:44 PM   #4075
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KIJIJI PEOPLE GMG

Had a guy lined up to come quote some exterior painting after work today, but he decided to come during the day while I was at work. Come home, he's left the quote in the door, and my rope tire swing out back is broken.

Now either a squirrel randomly decided after 20 years to chew a poly rope, or this doofus broke my swing and didn't mention anything. He's even emailed me since giving the quote, and no mention. Oh and there's no chew marks.
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Old 05-26-2014, 04:50 PM   #4076
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KIJIJI PEOPLE GMG

Had a guy lined up to come quote some exterior painting after work today, but he decided to come during the day while I was at work. Come home, he's left the quote in the door, and my rope tire swing out back is broken.

Now either a squirrel randomly decided after 20 years to chew a poly rope, or this doofus broke my swing and didn't mention anything. He's even emailed me since giving the quote, and no mention. Oh and there's no chew marks.
The visual of this is cracking me. You can just see him sizing up your house for his quote, he checks the front and jots down some numbers. Goes to do the back and there it is, a tire swing, something comes over him and he throws caution to the wind, "there's no one around to see me" he thinks. Can you blame him? Who doesn't want to get a little taste of their childhood every now and then, it's just a little innocent fun. The moment he jumps on the swing all his childhood whimsy goes crashing away as he falls flat on his back. Embarrassed, he shoots to his feet and quickly finishes his quote before getting the hell out of there, hoping he wasn't seen by a neighbor.
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Old 05-26-2014, 04:56 PM   #4077
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aaaannnnd the truth surfaces

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My helper try to rest on that and Brock down , I will buy new one and come back to fix , it's old tire horse

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Its like $2 worth of poly rope, I think he's missing the point. Gold though
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Old 05-26-2014, 04:58 PM   #4078
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Stupid Brock.
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Old 05-26-2014, 05:10 PM   #4079
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Brock down! Brock down!

What I would've paid to watch him go down...
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