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Old 01-20-2010, 12:30 PM   #381
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I actually base intelligence on the ability to appreciate Bill Hicks.
Bill Hicks' thoughts on Jay Leno from 1993. NSFW language.

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Old 01-20-2010, 12:41 PM   #382
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Bill Hicks' thoughts on Jay Leno from 1993. NSFW language.

Today is a bad day at work for me, because I inexplicably left my headphones at home and cant listen to anything. Which sucks. But I am assuming this is when Bill called Jay a ‘whore’ for selling Doritos? Lol.
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Old 01-20-2010, 12:48 PM   #383
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"I know what the movie will be called - box office poison!"
haha

my favorite was, "is board spelled b o r e d"

found the video, its a must watch

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Man, people take things way too seriously around here. I don't actually think the guy is an idiot for liking Leno. I guess I should have presented my joke in the Leno format and followed the line with an explanation of why it's a joke.
fair enough. I'm just saying....

maybe I didn't see the humour that you were trying to portray in it. all is good!
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you're just saying that because you're 75.


ehhh? what was that, sonny?
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For those interested in learning a bit more about both Jay and Conan, I believe their respective interviews on Inside The Actors Studio are available on YouTube. Conan's is quite recent, while Jay's was aired in 2003.
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Old 01-20-2010, 01:52 PM   #388
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Old 01-20-2010, 02:06 PM   #389
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I really can't believe how big of an issue this Leno-Conan thing is for some people. It's making national headlines, hell they even did a segment on it on CBC Radio yesterday.

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Old 01-20-2010, 08:26 PM   #390
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God damn that fake handshake crap at the start of Leno's show is stupid.
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"NBC: Nothing but C****."


And the Masturbating Bear finally appeared on the Tonight Show. Looks like there's just 2 shows left.
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"NBC: Nothing but C****."


And the Masturbating Bear finally appeared on the Tonight Show. Looks like there's just 2 shows left.
"And the Masturbating Bear didn't appear for 6 months and 29 days.....ooop, there he is"

Conan has been too much awesome lately. God I hope he goes to another network and DESTROYS old man Leno.
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Yeah these have been amazing shows. Just awesome.
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haha

my favorite was, "is board spelled b o r e d"

found the video, its a must watch

whenever i watched Conan i always felt sorry for the guest that had to come on after Norm
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Old 01-21-2010, 12:19 AM   #395
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Leno went hard after Letterman tonight, a little bit of a low blow I think myself, should be a big reaction to it tomoro by Dave

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“Letterman has been hammering me every night. Going after me … Hey Kev, you know the best way to get Letterman to ignore you? Marry him. He will not bother you. He won’t look you in the eye.”
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Old 01-21-2010, 12:24 AM   #396
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How original Leno. He repeats the same joke every night. Tomorrow, try something that isn't about his affair for once. I dare ya!
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Lol, Leno can make generic 'cheats on wife' jokes all he wants, Lettermen is loving this and rightly so. Leno has sure tarnished his image.
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http://www.wwtdd.com/2010/01/things-are-getting-nasty/

Letterman on "vintage Leno" from last night
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So what are the chances of Conan getting a 11:30 spot on FOX? Wouldn't that be a suicide? He couldn't beat Letterman alone, how is he gonna beat Letterman and Leno?
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it's official now. Great to hear how Conan was working so hard for the staff. Also, fata you NBC for keeping the intellectual property rights! No more triumph, no more masturbating bear... KAHN!!!!!!

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