A-Hole Things You Do Just to be an A-Hole

[SeeBass]

Giving out my friends phone numbers and/or address whenever I see one of those gym membership,timeshare,weight loss draw boxes.

[MrMastodonFarm]

Originally Posted by bc-chris

i was helping my buddy (and fellow cp'er bc_larry) install new baseboards and door casings today at his place.

he was laying on his side on the floor doing something and i totally smoked him in the junk. payback was delivered less than an hour later when he got me - ha!

my wife does not understand guy friendships at all! ha! ha!

So you're name is BC-Chris, and his name is BC-Larry, and you guys are laying on the floor next to each other, smoking each others junk?

That's adorably gay.

[wooohooo]

Not really A-holeish but just a funny story.

I was with a few buddies of mine studying for a final and we got bored and started drawing the the white board playing tic tac toe etc. One of my friends wrote 'For a good time call ____'. (This was a good friend whom I will name Joe, of ours that wasn't there).

A few hours later my Joe calls me and is like "Dude WTF, some guy keeps calling me for a good time WTF is happening". So I immediately started laughing and he asked if I did anything. At the time I forgot we put his number on the board and just laughed thinking it was funny. The next day he was talking to us saying he wanted to change his numbers and he's freaked out. My other friends just started laughing so hard and realized what actually happened.

Kinda lame but pretty funny nevertheless.

[CaptainCrunch]

One of my coworkers decided to clean out the coffee machine with Vinegar today and not tell anyone. So I took a big gulp of cofffee flavored vinegar.

[Oy Tiggins]

When driving in rush hour if i see a passenger sleeping i honk my horn.

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by MrMastodonFarm

So you're name is BC-Chris, and his name is BC-Larry, and you guys are laying on the floor next to each other, smoking each others junk?

That's adorably gay.

David: You're gay for saying that.
Cal: I'm gay for saying that?
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay?
David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? Cause you're gay? And you can tell who other gay people are?
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like Coldplay.

[Bmuzyka]

I once sent a text message to a female co-workers friend saying I got her number off the bathroom wall at Bootleggers, and wanted to know what her prices were. She was so mad, she started freaking out calling all her friends accusing each of them of putting her number on the bathroom wall. The reaction was hilarious

[vektor]

Most I pissed someone off recently was my buddy who was extremely sexually frustrated so I sent a textall from his phone to everyone but his mom and his dad saying "Wanna have sex? My place?" He wasn't pissed when 2 girls said yes but then he was pissed again when 2 dudes said yes.

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by vektor

Most I pissed someone off recently was my buddy who was extremely sexually frustrated so I sent a textall from his phone to everyone but his mom and his dad saying "Wanna have sex? My place?" He wasn't pissed when 2 girls said yes but then he was pissed again when 2 dudes said yes.

Why he opened the door so to speak.

And he did ask the question, now he's obligated to pleasure everyone that responded to the avertisment that he basically placed.

you'll find the relevant legal documentation in the case of the Gimp versus the U.S. government.

[Hockeyguy15]

Originally Posted by vektor

Most I pissed someone off recently was my buddy who was extremely sexually frustrated so I sent a textall from his phone to everyone but his mom and his dad saying "Wanna have sex? My place?" He wasn't pissed when 2 girls said yes but then he was pissed again when 2 dudes said yes.

That isn't the A-hole thing to do, the A-hole thing to do would have been to sleep with the 2 girls that said yes so he would continue to be frustrated.

[Yeah_Baby]

Originally Posted by ResAlien

I learned something new about myself this weekend. I enjoy flipping the "Do Not Disturb" signs on hotel doors over to the "Please Clean The Room" side.

I've done that. My biggest regret is not being able to see the result of my actions.

[MrMastodonFarm]

Originally Posted by Yeah_Baby

I've done that. My biggest regret is not being able to see the result of my actions.

They usually run out of the room shrieking.

[Yeah_Baby]

Originally Posted by MrMastodonFarm

They usually run out of the room shrieking.

Voice of experience talking?

[Bill Bumface]

I had some realtor auto-dial me a couple times. Auto-dialers piss me off. The best part, he leaves his cell number in the message in case I want to do business. Once, you get a free pass. Twice? It's on.

I stored his number in my cell phone, and every time I was raging drunk at 3 in the morning I'd give the guy a nice little wake up call. It was probably about 5 calls over the course of 3 years while I had that phone.

[Sr. Mints]

My condo complex allows dogs, but the rule is you leave your dog on a leash and not let it piss on the grass. Reasonable to me, ruined grass is ugly, dogs wandering around is unfair to others.

I've lived here ~20 months, and have had to talk to the same woman three times about her dog wandering over and doing its business right in front of my patio.

When I got a letter from the condo management company last summer because my grass was damaged and they it assumed it was my dogs, which it was not, I was quite ticked off. I went over to that lady's unit, showed her the letter and told her this was bull####. I also called the condo management company and explained the situation. Haven't seen her all winter, but I did notice tracks--I let that slide.

Wednesday morning around 6:00 a.m., there was her dog pissing two feet away from my patio, then it took a #### before it headed back to its own home. I was laying in bed, fuming, but just kept laying there getting more grumpy. "Here we go again," I thought. Three minutes later the woman arrives to pick up her dog's poop. I was still kept watching. I wish I had photographed it.

Just a few minutes ago, I went over to her unit and sprayed the grass all around her patio with vinegar, trying to make it look like dog pee damage. Definitely an ###hole thing to do, and when the grass is brown and dead I'm going to complain to the condo association and management company.

[freedogger]

Originally Posted by Sr. Mints

Wednesday morning around 6:00 a.m., there was her dog pissing two feet away from my patio, then it took a #### before it headed back to its own home. I was laying in bed, fuming, but just kept laying there getting more grumpy. "Here we go again," I thought. Three minutes later the woman arrives to pick up her dog's poop. I was still kept watching. I wish I had photographed it.

Just a few minutes ago, I went over to her unit and sprayed the grass all around her patio with vinegar, trying to make it look like dog pee damage. Definitely an ###hole thing to do, and when the grass is brown and dead I'm going to complain to the condo association and management company.

Your Ipad 5 has a very nice camera built right in and gasoline will work much faster than vinegar.

[SeeBass]

I like to steal blank gift cards for places like Earls then sell them to homless people for a buck so they can con some idiot and sell it to them.

[malcolmk14]

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[BlackRedGold25]

Sometimes I post something with just "nm" to make people think they just missed reading something really outrageous and controversial.

[malcolmk14]

I posted something but decided to delete it because it could have dramatically affected someone elses life and I am not very anonymous on this board. Wouldnt want some crazy hunting me down.