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Old 10-20-2010, 10:31 AM   #21
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So, a slap across the face is abuse now?
FFS, I used to get a backhand across the face for mouth-breathing as a kid. But, to Dad's credit, I never mouth breath, and I feel bad for the MB's that didn't have a caring father like I did.
lol wow ... I've never even thought of that as a problem.

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By the look of many of todays youth, I think spanking has been replaced by the bs 5 minute timeout in the corner followed by no video games tonight parenting angle.
When I was a kid I would have much preferred a spanking over no video games.
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Old 10-20-2010, 10:36 AM   #22
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I agree with beating your kids, but beating your wife is just ######ed.
You only say that because your not married
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Old 10-20-2010, 10:38 AM   #23
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lol wow ... I've never even thought of that as a problem.



When I was a kid I would have much preferred a spanking over no video games.
When I was a kid we got both.

A spanking and a grounding, and by grounding we're talking a week with no T.V. no playing with your friends, you came home did chores, ate dinner and studied period.

There was no hour long time out, it was physical back breaking labour, physical punishment and studying.

I once got grounded for a month.

Later on the physical punishment vanished, and my folks didn't need to ground me much, and it was mostly amped up chores. You learn a lesson after painting the house, or sanding the back yard deck with a sand paper block. One day I had to pull a tree down.
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Oh UAE. You so random.
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Old 10-20-2010, 11:06 AM   #25
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Same with us, mom had the wooden spoon until I got home before her and ran that thing through a bandsaw.

Dad originally was a couple of swats with the belt, unil I stuck a book down the back of my pants pre spanking and the swat sounded like a shotgun blast.
An Archie comic for each cheek was my defense.
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Old 10-20-2010, 11:35 AM   #26
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Alright, now everybody get some soap and towel....

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I wonder if I was in the UAE, if I could get my kids to beat my wife, and then if they didn't I would beat them, hmmmm. The lazy wife beaters way.
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In other news, the sale of phone books skyrocketed today in Dubai.
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In other news, the sale of phone books skyrocketed today in Dubai.
With all the 'Mohameds' in there, that thing must be HUGE!!
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Old 10-20-2010, 12:32 PM   #31
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^ Wouldn't just the M section be huge ? Also, it is likely smaller due to the fact no women are in the thing.
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I can't wait until my boys are old enough for hard labour. Spanking works for shock value at that age, but I've noticed with my daughter that at around 5 the spanking just isn't that effective anymore. There are plenty of priveledges to take away at 5 or 6, though, and I've found that far more effective than spanking at that age.

I remember laughing when my mom spanked me. I don't remember laughing when I had to shovel the walks for all of the neighbours in the cul-de-sac.
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I can't wait until my boys are old enough for hard labour. Spanking works for shock value at that age, but I've noticed with my daughter that at around 5 the spanking just isn't that effective anymore. There are plenty of priveledges to take away at 5 or 6, though, and I've found that far more effective than spanking at that age.

I remember laughing when my mom spanked me. I don't remember laughing when I had to shovel the walks for all of the neighbours in the cul-de-sac.
See I don't get this. Why does there have to be a minimum age? My wife keeps telling me that mowing the lawn at 3yrs old is not appropriate.
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I would hate to have a wife and kids....
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If I can spank her then she can spank me. It's fair.



If you find this too offensive I will remove. Just PM me. Minus Puckluck as he has me on ignore already.

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