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Tron_fdc · 03-28-2005, 06:50 PM

Whatever man, you knew creativity had hit a new level when Newton's sidekick was introduced, and they named him Notwen (Newton backwards). All he did was run around and pipe on his puss ass flute.

red '00 · 03-28-2005, 06:52 PM

Anyone remember those Ninja Turtle movies? They wern't cartoons, but actual movies... That was good stuff.

Tron_fdc · 03-28-2005, 06:58 PM

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Originally posted by fotze+Mar 29 2005, 01:51 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (fotze @ Mar 29 2005, 01:51 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Tron_fdc@Mar 28 2005, 06:50 PM
Whatever man, you knew creativity had hit a new level when Newton's sidekick was introduced, and they named him Notwen (Newton backwards). All he did was run around and pipe on his puss ass flute.

No notwen was the one who took newtons place as herc's best friend much to newton's dismay. It all turned out to be a bad dream of Newton's. You are thinking of toot. [/b][/quote]
Blast!

Foiled again!

This guy aways creeped me out though

Tron_fdc · 03-28-2005, 06:59 PM

Hercules,
hero of song and story
Hercules,
winner of ancient glory
fighting for the right
fighting with his might
with the strength of ten
ordinary men
Hercules,
people are safe when near him
Hercules,
only the evil fear him
softness in his eyes
iron in his thighs
virtue in his heart
fire in every part
of the mighty
Hercules!

hahahaha

Gotta love google!

Edit: I PITY THE FOOL who just read that and now can't get the theme outta their head

red '00 · 03-28-2005, 07:00 PM

HE-MAN!!!

Best show ever.

Hack&Lube · 03-28-2005, 07:10 PM

Tally-Ho!

Wings of Silver!
Nerves of Steel!
SilverHawks!!!

Partly Metal!
Partly Real!
SilverHawks!!!

Soaring through the highway of the heavens in their flight!
Silverhawks, a rainbow in the night!!!!!!!

*cue killer guitar riff I gotta figure out one day*

Hack&Lube · 03-28-2005, 07:12 PM

BTW, nobody can out 80s-cartoon me. I'll even stoop as low to sing the JEM theme.

So hey, He-Man vs Hercules? Who would win?

the_only_turek_fan · 03-28-2005, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by red '00@Mar 28 2005, 07:52 PM
Anyone remember those Ninja Turtle movies? They wern't cartoons, but actual movies... That was good stuff.

Sure do.

The Ooze one wasnt great, and the other one where they go back in time sucked the big one.

I loved the first one, it was a classic.

I have the first one, but I dont think I will ever get the others.

red '00 · 03-28-2005, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hack&Lube@Mar 28 2005, 07:12 PM
BTW, nobody can out 80s-cartoon me. I'll even stoop as low to sing the JEM theme.

So hey, He-Man vs Hercules? Who would win?

He-Man! :P

Bertuzzied · 03-28-2005, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tron_fdc@Mar 29 2005, 01:59 AM
Hercules,
hero of song and story
Hercules,
winner of ancient glory
fighting for the right
fighting with his might
with the strength of ten
ordinary men
Hercules,
people are safe when near him
Hercules,
only the evil fear him
softness in his eyes
iron in his thighs
virtue in his heart
fire in every part
of the mighty
Hercules!

hahahaha

Gotta love google!

Edit: I PITY THE FOOL who just read that and now can't get the theme outta their head

Damn you don't remember Newton's Fairy song?

"I'm glad, i'm glad, to have, to have, a friend, a friend,
Like herculesss like herculessss.
Whenever, whenever, i'm in trouble, he gets there, he gets there,
on the double, on the double" lalalalalalalalalalalalala

Agamemnon · 03-28-2005, 07:43 PM

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Originally posted by fotze@Mar 29 2005, 01:51 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Tron_fdc

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@Mar 28 2005, 06:50 PM
Whatever man, you knew creativity had hit a new level when Newton's sidekick was introduced, and they named him Notwen (Newton backwards). All he did was run around and pipe on his puss ass flute.

No notwen was the one who took newtons place as herc's best friend much to newton's dismay. It all turned out to be a bad dream of Newton's. You are thinking of toot.

Blast!

Foiled again!

This guy aways creeped me out though

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Yup, he was the main bad guy, Daedalus.

Also, Wilameena and the Iron Mask were frequent evildoers, mostly against the effeminate prince, I forget his name though...

Winsor_Pilates · 03-28-2005, 07:51 PM

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Originally posted by red '00@Mar 28 2005, 07:00 PM
HE-MAN!!!

Best show ever.

If you have access to shaw on demand you can order episodes of He-Man.
www.shawondemand.net

Go to TV series section

They even have She-Ra!!!

FlamesAddiction · 03-28-2005, 09:28 PM

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Originally posted by Agamemnon@Mar 29 2005, 02:43 AM

Also, Wilameena and the Iron Mask were frequent evildoers, mostly against the effeminate prince, I forget his name though...

It was Timmin or something like that.

Does anyone rememeber the "Max: The 3000 Year Old Mouse" cartoon shorts that used to be on around the same time Hercules was on? It seems like no one remembers that but me.

Or how about the old WWF cartoon on Staurday mornings. That was bad.

Mike F · 03-28-2005, 10:20 PM

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Originally posted by MrMastodonFarm@Mar 28 2005, 11:18 AM
Thunder, thunder, thunder-cats.. Hoooo!
Thundercats are on the move
thundercats are loose
roooarr

Beat that, jerks.

Band of brothers, marching together.
Heads held high in all kinds of weather.
With fiery blasts, our roaring rockets rise,
Beyond the Earth, beyond the skies!
At the sight of Robin, take your stand,
With the gallant leader of our band.
Send a joyous shout throughout the land!
For Rocket Robin Hood!

RougeUnderoos · 03-28-2005, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FlamesAddiction+Mar 28 2005, 09:28 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (FlamesAddiction @ Mar 28 2005, 09:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Agamemnon@Mar 29 2005, 02:43 AM

Also, Wilameena and the Iron Mask were frequent evildoers, mostly against the effeminate prince, I forget his name though...

It was Timmin or something like that.

Does anyone rememeber the "Max: The 3000 Year Old Mouse" cartoon shorts that used to be on around the same time Hercules was on? It seems like no one remembers that but me.

Or how about the old WWF cartoon on Staurday mornings. That was bad. [/b][/quote]
Hey I remember Max the Mouse. Buckshot (local Calgary celeb) played his little historical tidbits at lunchtime. Or it might have run during either Inspector Gadget or Transformers after school.

That mouse knew more about history than Bill and Ted combined.

I also sort of remember the WWF cartoon. They were more like superheroes than wrestlers, right? Saving the world and that kind of thing. The only episode I remember specifically is when they had to go underwater to foil some diabolical scheme and doing so involved a large wrench and only wrestlers (as the strongest people in the world) could turn that wrench. Why I remember that one is because they were very deep in the ocean, talking to each other, but none of them was wearing any sort of breathing apparatus and they were not at all concerned with oxygen.

Just because I was watching a cartoon about wrestlers they thought I was stupid? Pffft.

Hack&Lube · 03-29-2005, 03:56 AM

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Anyone remember those Ninja Turtle movies? They wern't cartoons, but actual movies... That was good stuff.

Sure do.

The Ooze one wasnt great, and the other one where they go back in time sucked the big one.

I loved the first one, it was a classic.

I have the first one, but I dont think I will ever get the others. [/b][/quote]
Vanilla Ice was in that.

GO NINJA GO NINJA GO!
GO NINJA GO NINJA GO!

We could have some classic battles here.

He-Man vs Hercules
Vanilla Ice vs MC Hammer

Hack&Lube · 03-29-2005, 03:57 AM

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Originally posted by fotze+Mar 28 2005, 08:29 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (fotze @ Mar 28 2005, 08:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Hack&Lube@Mar 28 2005, 07:12 PM
BTW, nobody can out 80s-cartoon me. I'll even stoop as low to sing the JEM theme.

So hey, He-Man vs Hercules? Who would win?

JEM was truely outrageous. [/b][/quote]
music's contagious!

Why would He-Man win? Hercules has the blood of a god in him....well okay He-Man IS THE MOST POWERFUL <s>MAN</s> f@g IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

snappyk · 03-29-2005, 07:17 AM

First off, what the hell is that picture above this post?

What about Rubix the amazing cube

Pac Man

The Adventures of Plastic Man and son

Ghostbusters, then the rip off with the Ape

My favorite still has to be the Laff Olympics.

Homer_J · 03-29-2005, 01:06 PM

How about Pro-Stars?

Pro-Stars

I love their description:

Pro athletes fighting crime... I don't think America could pay Bo Jackson, Michael Jordan, and Wayne Gretzky enough money to fight crime. Pro athletes are not generally brave or selfless.

Remember Pro-Stars cereal?

MrMastodonFarm · 03-29-2005, 01:13 PM

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Originally posted by Homer_J@Mar 29 2005, 02:06 PM
How about Pro-Stars?

Bo knows (something) Classic stuff.

Anyone else remember C.O.P.S.?
They fought crime, in a future time.