personally, i not surprised something like this hasn't happened to me. Currently I have 7 different drops i take daily equaling roughly 25 times in total.
While I've never had anything like this happen i can see how it could happen...
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This reminds me of my brother in law who used the equivalent of Deep Heat Rub as a lubricant during sex.
If you are likely going to be grabbing for something in the dark and putting it on your junk, you better be sure that there are not other tubes of stuff that burns right next to it. I feel sorry for his wife...
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This reminds me of my brother in law who used the equivalent of Deep Heat Rub as a lubricant during sex.
If you are likely going to be grabbing for something in the dark and putting it on your junk, you better be sure that there are not other tubes of stuff that burns right next to it. I feel sorry for his wife...
You're brother-in-law talks about having sex with your sister with you?
"I am actually more excited for the Oilers game tomorrow than the Flames game. I am praying for multiple jersey tosses. The Oilers are my new favourite team for all the wrong reasons. I hate them so much I love them."
You're brother-in-law talks about having sex with your sister with you?
Not that it really matters to the point of the story, but it is my wife's brother. It may shock you, but women talk about sex. Especially the horrific mistakes their husbands make in bed that cause extreme burning of the woman parts...
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Oh, haha... I didn't even think of that
To be honest, neither did I. I only have one brother-in-law, on both sides of the family. Unless you count hus-bears...
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I'm kinda surprised Super Glue stays well on the eye. With all the liquids on the eye, I would have thought it wouldn't get a chance to dry
Moisture acts as an accelerant for cyanoacrylate glues. Next time you are working with Crazy Glue (probably the most overpriced, stalest, and lowest grade CA glue you can buy - get some fresh stuff from a hobby shop if you need CA, the difference is incredible), if it won't set, breath on it like you would to fog up a piece of glass, and you'll kick start the hardening process.
I had never heard of the Hi-Fi murders. Strange that you would google "drinking drain cleaner" though
I looked up Drano in Mouth (guess I am strange)...and this was the text on the 5th hit:
"In fact, in the event that you find yourself with Drano in your mouth, I'm not sure what you would do to save yourself. IIRC, Drano was used as a murder ..."
Then after a wikipedia search, I though you were referencing that.
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Super glue in the eyes would be brutal. I know that for a prank in the army we crazy glue a guys junk to his leg. That was uncomfortable for everyone involved.
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On a side note I had an old room mates girlfriend borrow some contact solution without me knowing. It is a peroxide solution that needs a special case to neutralize. She used a normal case, the next morning was pretty unpleasant for her.
Been there, done that. Involved lots of four letter words and rinsing eyes out with water. Even then, had to keep them both virtually squinted shut for five minutes.
