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Old 09-01-2010, 10:12 AM   #21
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What the hell... if I was stuck in a chimney legal and about to die I would have screamed for help or at least used my cell phone. How weird... you would think a doctor would be able to somewhat think logically
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Old 09-01-2010, 10:13 AM   #22
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Kotarac apparently died in the chimney, but her body was not discovered until a house-sitter noticed a stench and fluids coming from the fireplace on Saturday, according to a police statement.
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Perhaps a little obscure, but this thread reminds me a lot of Michael Richards' character in So I Married An Axe Murderer.

Also, it's offensive to me that Troutman's pun only has 2 thanks up to this point. C'mon ... it works on multiple levels!
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What the hell... if I was stuck in a chimney legal and about to die I would have screamed for help or at least used my cell phone. How weird... you would think a doctor would be able to somewhat think logically
Maybe she got wedged in and couldn't get at it, or she died in the fall. Plus the man wasn't home at the time.
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Old 09-01-2010, 10:25 AM   #25
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I'm reminded of Victor Tooms; wonder if she was after his liver
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She thought he said he wanted to do it in the ash-hole.

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What the hell... if I was stuck in a chimney legal and about to die I would have screamed for help or at least used my cell phone. How weird... you would think a doctor would be able to somewhat think logically
Slap any title you want on it, it's still a female. Meaning that they're known to act illogical at times.

I wouldn't be surprised if Mary Poppins was dead before she entered the chimney.
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Old 09-01-2010, 10:30 AM   #28
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What the hell... if I was stuck in a chimney legal and about to die I would have screamed for help or at least used my cell phone. How weird... you would think a doctor would be able to somewhat think logically
Because it was logical to enter the house via chimney in the first place?
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Old 09-01-2010, 10:31 AM   #29
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Two chimney related threads on the first page of OT. What are the odds?
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Old 09-01-2010, 10:36 AM   #30
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Austin: [the guard has just fallen in molten lava] What a... burn?
[laughs]
Austin: That sort of thing could get a man... fired?
[laughs]
Austin: I think he was... hot... for... you?
[laughs]
Felicity Shagwell: That's enough.
Austin: Yeah.
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Old 09-01-2010, 12:34 PM   #31
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I did an internet search for her and it sounds like she was a pretty accomplished doctor and a fairly charitable person.
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I did an internet search for her and it sounds like she was a pretty accomplished doctor and a fairly charitable person.
And all of that gone in a puff of smoke.
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I did an internet search for her and it sounds like she was a pretty accomplished doctor and a fairly char-broiled person.
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Just the tip... just for three days.... just to see what it feels like.
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How does Santa do this year in year out?
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Old 09-01-2010, 01:35 PM   #36
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How does Santa do this year in year out?
By getting naked and rubbing himself up with bacon grease.

He then cleans himself up using your towels. Grabs a bag of chips and double dips. Stands in your bedroom staring at you're significant other wondering if she's naughty or nice, and thinking about the later.

Then he goes back up the chimney using a primitive internal taco driven reaction, throws on his suit and goes to the next house.

Oh and he knows when you've been naughty or nice because he leaves a webcam in your house.
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Consequently, she was discovered by this roving band of ruffians and ne'erdowells....

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How does Santa do this year in year out?
The only way I can see someone getting into a chimney voluntarily is if they're magic (ie Santa) or seriously tripped out (ie magic mushrooms)

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Old 09-01-2010, 01:41 PM   #39
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I'm shocked at CP's apparent extensive knowledge of all fireplace terminology

I don't get half these jokes
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