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Old 07-19-2010, 10:45 AM   #21
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Sorry but she is a slut!
I'd hit it
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Old 07-19-2010, 10:46 AM   #22
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Old 07-19-2010, 10:49 AM   #23
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Don't think anyone would be thinking about Arby's anymore.
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Don't think anyone would be thinking about Arby's anymore.
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Old 07-19-2010, 10:55 AM   #26
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Old 07-19-2010, 10:58 AM   #29
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Dammit. She totally told me I was her first... LIAR!!!
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Old 07-19-2010, 11:01 AM   #30
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I love how she was influenced by a TV show.

If ewveryone watched TV and felt "this seems like a good plan" then they wouldnt be long for this world.

Its too bad she wasnt watching Battlestar Gallactica or something.
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Sure, she may have slept with 1000 men, but did she suck 37 dicks?
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Sure, she may have slept with 1000 men, but did she suck 37 dicks?
Probably all in one go.
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Old 07-19-2010, 11:04 AM   #33
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But now Christina, 30, admits: "All I want is a man to love me - not one who just wants me for sex."
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Old 07-19-2010, 11:05 AM   #34
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She should have just done one of those "1000-man Gang Bang" videos and got the whole thing over in a weekend. Talk about enpowering...
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Old 07-19-2010, 11:06 AM   #35
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i guess tv ratings should have an explicit "this is fiction dumbass!" warnings on them.
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Old 07-19-2010, 11:09 AM   #37
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So she's put herself at all sorts of risk for disease, she almost certainly has herpes or HPV, which will cause complications later in life or during childbirth. She has gone on record as being someone with no record of commitment and she is currently single and lonely at 30 with little or no real prospects in sight.

What a strange modern world we live in.
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She's definitely not going to find a good man to settle down with..

I wouldn't date her..
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But has she earned her brown belt?
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