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Old 07-15-2010, 12:16 PM   #21
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Old 07-15-2010, 12:22 PM   #22
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The Priest was probably dead in the field after having an accident with his atv.
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I can't even fathom getting down on my knees and asking an imiginary super being to give me what I want. It's totally absurd.
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Old 07-15-2010, 12:32 PM   #24
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Awesome, way to swerve the entire conversation. Just frackin perfect
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Old 07-15-2010, 12:33 PM   #25
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BTW the church only locks its doors on Wednesday's and Friday

Theres an Illuminati meeting on Wednesdays from 7:30 until 8:00 PM

On Friday the Templar Knights have bowling in the basement.
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I can't even fathom getting down on my knees and asking an imiginary super being to give me what I want. It's totally absurd.


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Do you really think a church would be open 24 hours a day so anyone can walk in anytime they want? Seriously?
But... but it's like that in the movies! It must be true!
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Old 07-15-2010, 12:38 PM   #28
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As far as I can tell, it's worse. At least judging by the large number of billboards dealing with the issue.
Yeah, I was watching a documentary a few months back and apparently there's a huge meth problem in Montana, especially in Helena.
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Yeah, I was watching a documentary a few months back and apparently there's a huge meth problem in Montana, especially in Helena.
Why else would someone visit Helena except to score some meth?
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Why else would someone visit Helena except to score some meth?
To go inside a random church and post a really lame story about it on a message board?
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Yeah, I was watching a documentary a few months back and apparently there's a huge meth problem in Montana, especially in Helena.
Do a google search and check out the Montana Meth Project videos. I'll let you decide which videos are funnory or shocking.
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Rerun, you know when your mother told you to think before you say things?

Well I’m telling you to think before you start threads. You posting every useless thought that enters your mind isn’t getting us anywhere.
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To go inside a random church and post a really lame story about it on a message board?
I think scoring meth makes more sense.
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Old 07-15-2010, 12:55 PM   #34
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Keeping the doors locked isn't un christian, it's protective. Lots of churches have small chapels inside that are open with usually 1 or 2 people in there praying.

My mom is devout Catholic and she hosts something called "adoration" where people can go to the church 24 hours a day for 2 or 3 days out of the week. You just have to go on the right days.
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i get the feeling rerun is surprised every two seconds by what he finds or sees...
whoa!!!

That's a low price
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Why else would someone visit Helena except to score some meth?
Nail polish?
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The parish church in my mums village is over a thousand years old and it has bloody great doors with a huge lock on it.

meth head = thieving viking b*****s
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Are you implying that rerun wears nail polish?
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Maybe they were busy getting busy!
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So..... when did they start locking the doors on churches?
Quite a while ago. Obviously safety is a concern.....just because it's a house of God doesn't mean some people won't rob it, etc. Pretty sad, really.

Churches with a rectory attached/nearby will usually have some after hours access. Look for a doorbell, doorknock or (sometimes) even a telephone to speak with someone.
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