So, unlike you lazy pricks, I was framing the roof on my addition yesterday. Around 8pm my GF called to chat. I had my hands linked together on top of my head, stretching as we talked, handsfree-style.
Out of the corner of my eye, I spied a pair of blackbirds that swooped down and SHAT on my head. Little did they realize, my hands formed a protective hat, so no shizen in my hair!
Yes. I did take a picture of the matter before washing my hands. My GF loves birds, and would get a kick out of my interaction with them, so I sent her the picture pronto.