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Old 06-16-2010, 09:20 PM   #21
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I'm pretty sure I can get into some schools in Japan, I'll have to repay my countries debt...

Ummm, now I wonder if there's any chance that Sienna Miller will want to do the same for the whole opium thing...
Naw, Jude Law's wrecked her but there are still tons of British babes (sadly, Shia the Beef has also wrecked Carey Mulligan) that can atone for getting my other great-grandfather killed in the Opium Wars aka buy our Royal Navy backed drugs @ cannon and bayonet point.

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Old 06-16-2010, 09:21 PM   #22
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Naw, Jude Law's wrecked her but there are still tons of British babes that can atone for getting my other great-grandfather killed in the Opium Wars.
What about your other 2 great-grandfathers?
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Old 06-16-2010, 09:23 PM   #23
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What about your other 2 great-grandfathers?
I don't know, one dude was pretty lucky. I think he had 8 concubines from what I am told. The others were probably peasants or died from being labourers. My lineage is totally from concubines one one side and adopted impoverished orphans on the other. Real classy bloodlines, I'm fit for royalty.

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Old 06-16-2010, 09:36 PM   #24
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I don't know, one dude was pretty lucky. I think he had 8 concubines from what I am told. The others were probably peasants or died from being labourers. My lineage is totally from concubines one one side and adopted impoverished orphans on the other. Real classy bloodlines, I'm fit for royalty.
I meant which other girls from which other places would have to atone for your other 2 great-grandfathers? (you can make it up)
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Old 06-16-2010, 09:49 PM   #25
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I meant which other girls from which other places would have to atone for your other 2 great-grandfathers? (you can make it up)
Hey, I am a gentleman. I wouldn't ask a girl to atone for her ancestors unless I could really point out something that they did. Just make something up about history and her people in general to get into her pants? Nah. What kind of a guy do you think I am?

But if it's a hypothetical, I'll have to think about that one or maybe start up a new CP draft for hotties who need to pay for the sins of their fathers.
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