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Old 06-02-2010, 03:23 PM   #21
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She can service me as a client anytime!!
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Old 06-02-2010, 03:28 PM   #22
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I wonder if this is her as well? If so I need to be banking at Citibank.







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Old 06-02-2010, 03:33 PM   #23
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^okay, back to a 9/10 despite the man hands.. She's really hot.
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Old 06-02-2010, 03:33 PM   #24
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Clearly she should have had to wear a burqa... how else are men supposed to get their work done? Brutal logic.
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Old 06-02-2010, 03:40 PM   #25
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Don't get me wrong I'd still tesselate that *ss, but the man hands do detract.
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Old 06-02-2010, 03:41 PM   #26
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I'd make a deposit.
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Old 06-02-2010, 03:42 PM   #27
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A new practice area for Vlad - Hot Plaintiff Law
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Old 06-02-2010, 03:45 PM   #28
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Gorgeous, but terrifying hands.
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Old 06-02-2010, 03:46 PM   #29
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There's a slideshow here : http://www.villagevoice.com/slidesho...ank--30014985/
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Old 06-02-2010, 03:48 PM   #30
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Just put a pair of oven mitts on her and shes good to go. Then after you're done ravaging her, she can take the turkey out of the oven.
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Old 06-02-2010, 03:51 PM   #31
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You copycat b-tards...

And bull effing crap on her male colleagues being distressed by her appearance.
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Old 06-02-2010, 03:54 PM   #32
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I think the real story is that the janitor's at the bank got tired of scrapping the undersides of desktops.

And there was a run on gatorade in the company vending machine.

Won't somebody think about the children?
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Old 06-02-2010, 04:18 PM   #33
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Sons of bitches, I totally could've frequented that location every week for the last few years and at least had a happier Citibank experience. Instead I went to the one a block away, as it was closer to work.

Unfortunately this is the more accurate description of the typical Citibank employee....
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They also forgot to add "angry" and "life-hating".
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Just put a pair of oven mitts on her and shes good to go. Then after you're done ravaging her, she can take the turkey out of the oven.
Brilliant. Simply brilliant.
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Old 06-02-2010, 04:30 PM   #35
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This should be a wake up call for her to go into the porn industry
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Old 06-02-2010, 04:55 PM   #36
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She looks like she could REALLY grip my Debit Card.
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Old 06-02-2010, 05:59 PM   #37
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She's hot for sure, but too hot to be able to work with? I don't think so. I've worked with a few girls that I would put above her for sure, and I won't even pretend that my productivity didn't suffer somewhat, but I was still able to function for God sakes! What did she work with, nothing but virgins?
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Old 06-02-2010, 06:25 PM   #38
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She is definitely not hard on the eyes, but too distracting to work with? Nope. There are hotter chicks than that in a lot of downtown Calgary offices.

This sounds more like "I want to plow my employee but she won't give me the time of day so I'm going to harrass her instead".
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This reminds me of the two lesbian NYC teachers that got fired after the janitor busted them for having sex in a classroom.

Each case is a clear travesty of hotn... justice. A travesty of justice.
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Old 06-02-2010, 07:12 PM   #40
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This reminds me of the two lesbian NYC teachers that got fired after the janitor busted them for having sex in a classroom.

Each case is a clear travesty of hotn... justice. A travesty of justice.
a janitor walks in on two lesbians schoolteachers having sex...and reports them!?

"What are you, gay?"

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