At first I read the title and was like "At the same time? I am so there!!!". Then I read the story and realized it was seperate encounters. Talk about a let-down.
The farmer went out the backyard, he was looking for a pig to squeal. He was in a bind in that slut's behind: tomorrow she'd be a meal. Then he came across this young calf chewin' on a carrot and eaten some straw, And the Farmer jumped up on in that young calf's rump and said: "nnnneeeeiiiigggghhhhhhh!"
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