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Old 04-29-2010, 11:31 PM   #21
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I thought maybe this was a thread about Matthew Broderick.

That'd be titled "Sex with a foot".

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Old 04-30-2010, 01:01 AM   #22
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At first I read the title and was like "At the same time? I am so there!!!". Then I read the story and realized it was seperate encounters. Talk about a let-down.
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Old 04-30-2010, 01:07 AM   #23
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The custom user title Dovie is in process of being made.
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Old 04-30-2010, 01:51 AM   #24
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The question I have is why did I click on the thread knowing full well what the title was?
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This thread is useless without video.
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This thread is useless without video.
I couldn't disagree more.
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Old 04-30-2010, 12:05 PM   #27
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I'd hit that:

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Old 04-30-2010, 01:01 PM   #28
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I wonder if anyone has written a country song about this!?!
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^

The farmer went out the backyard, he was looking for a pig to squeal.
He was in a bind in that slut's behind: tomorrow she'd be a meal.
Then he came across this young calf chewin' on a carrot and eaten some straw,
And the Farmer jumped up on in that young calf's rump and said: "nnnneeeeiiiigggghhhhhhh!"


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