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Old 04-15-2010, 09:59 AM   #21
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Wait, I'm confused?
So are all womein in England incredibly ugly, or crazy hot?
Clearly these are the only two choices.
Plenty of hot women in England and they usually have a thick Polish or Russian accent.
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Old 04-15-2010, 10:12 AM   #22
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Better question. Who is this?

How you doin'? *slicks back eyebrows*
Gemma Atkinson.










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For some strange reason I am craving milk.

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Old 04-15-2010, 10:30 AM   #24
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Gemma Atkinson.









to quote butters from south park "i want to jump on her belly"
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Old 04-15-2010, 10:38 AM   #25
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Better question. Who is this?
That would be Gemma Atkinson.

(As has been pointed out already. Note to self: check for a page two before responding to a post from page one)

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Old 04-15-2010, 10:39 AM   #26
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Gemma Atkinson.









Did you say Atkinson?!

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I had no idea who she was, so I looked her up on Wiki. Still not sure, but apparently she dated Cristiano Ronaldo. After reading that, I'm not sure I'd want to give her my milk.
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Old 04-15-2010, 10:43 AM   #29
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FYI - hag in tracksuit is a guy
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FYI - hag in tracksuit is a guy
ya, from the funniest show on Tv- Little Britain
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Old 04-15-2010, 11:09 AM   #31
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That would be Gemma Atkinson.

(As has been pointed out already. Note to self: check for a page two before responding to a post from page one)
You were supposed to reply with pictures....everyone knows that....
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Old 04-15-2010, 11:11 AM   #32
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Believe me, my representation is the more accurate one.

But there is nothing better than a hot chick with a British accent(of which there are many in London)... Just not too many in Essex where most of my family is from.

'If all the girls from Essex were laid end to end...

No one would be in the least surprised, rim shot maestro please.'
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I had no idea who she was, so I looked her up on Wiki. Still not sure, but apparently she dated Cristiano Ronaldo. After reading that, I'm not sure I'd want to give her my milk.
Ronaldo eh!, so basically she has very few miles on her. Although it would explain the short hair.
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Old 04-15-2010, 11:43 AM   #34
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I didn't even think this could happen!
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I didn't even think this could happen!
That woman can turn into sex crazed maniacs? Yah, it usually takes practice!
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Old 04-15-2010, 01:13 PM   #36
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What's with the horrible Kate Gosselin haircut though? Don't women know that long hair is 20x hotter?
False....IMO. I like the shoulder length hair personally
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You are in the minority if you're a fan of short hair on girls. IMO there are very few girls who can pull it off, and even they would usually look better with longer hair.
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I'm going to pretend it was Elizabeth Hurley.
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There's lots of pictures of Gemma Atkinson with long hair too...
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Believe me, my representation is the more accurate one.

But there is nothing better than a hot chick with a British accent(of which there are many in London)... Just not too many in Essex where most of my family is from.
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