A trained Bald Eagle.
I could teach it to steal, pull off bikinis, fetch beer, attack my neighbours, and people would leave it alone, as it's protected or something.
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I had a goat (Angus) - about twenty five years ago - and he was great fun. My first husband, who bought Angus for me from an auction when he was six weeks old and about to be sold for slaughter, gave me unending joy. You could take him for walks on a collar and leash. He lived with my two horses. My ex used to take Angus to the pub at lunchtime. He did great 'rear up head butts'. All my skirts at one time had chew marks round the bottom. Bless him - he was cute. I would like more animals in the future - when I move on to my dream acreage - somewhere in the Cowperson area.....
If I lived out in the country I would like a Grizzly bear so I always had a fishing buddy.
If I lived in the city I would want a jaguar to make all of those annoying yappy dogs go "missing".
Or this guy to keep all those pesky cats from pooping in my yard.
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