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Old 04-12-2010, 05:37 PM   #21
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The fact that he hates us so much must mean we're doing a lot of things right in this country.
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Old 04-12-2010, 06:29 PM   #22
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So I get a chance to run Canada? Sweet!
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Old 04-12-2010, 06:39 PM   #23
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If there is a God, I shall never know why He's allowed this hateful old man to live to 80 years old and counting.

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Old 04-12-2010, 07:11 PM   #24
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Why does he think we are all gay? Does our happiness openly just ooze out of our ears?

I guess we can't help how totally awesome we are.
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Old 04-12-2010, 07:26 PM   #25
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Old 04-12-2010, 07:36 PM   #26
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I love fags.
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Old 04-12-2010, 08:27 PM   #27
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Everyone, let's all enjoy a nice fag!

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Old 04-12-2010, 09:58 PM   #28
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If there is a God, I shall never know why He's allowed this hateful old man to live to 80 years old and counting.
It's called giving him all the rope he wants
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Old 04-12-2010, 10:04 PM   #29
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Does the whole "dirty sodomites" thing apply to hetero sodomy too? Because if so, that is LAME.
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Old 04-13-2010, 12:55 AM   #31
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Does the whole "dirty sodomites" thing apply to hetero sodomy too? Because if so, that is LAME.
According to their 'religion,' sodomy is anything that isn't a man and a woman in their marriage bed.
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Old 04-13-2010, 01:14 AM   #32
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According to their 'religion,' sodomy is anything that isn't a man and a woman in their marriage bed.
If you're not married is it sodomy? Do you know where the FAQ are? Does GOD have a registration form?
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Old 04-13-2010, 01:45 AM   #33
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Does the whole "dirty sodomites" thing apply to hetero sodomy too? Because if so, that is LAME.
The funny thing is, there's probably a whole lot more straight sodomites than gay sodomites.

Now this isn't exactly scientific, but ...
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“According to a 2005 survey conducted by the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention,” a commenter whom I’m going to quote at length (hey, Baconcat!) wrote on a blog in reaction to Elliott’s remarks, “40 percent of men and 35 percent of women between 25 and 44 had engaged in heterosexual anal sex. Some studies put the incidence of anal sex in the heterosexual population as low as 24 percent and some as high as 56 percent. Averaging those numbers, let’s say 38.8 percent of heterosexuals engage in anal sex. Ninety-six percent of Americans are straight. There are 190,000,000 adults between the ages of 18 and 65 in the United States, so that means 70,771,200 adults are engaging in heterosexual anal sex. Four percent of the adult population is gay, or 7,600,000 people. Roughly half—3,800,000—are gay males. Polls indicate that between 55 and 80 percent of gay males participate in anal sex. Taking the average—67.5 percent—that means the number of gay men having anal sex comes to 2,565,000.”
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In related news, God hates shrimp!
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Old 04-13-2010, 01:58 AM   #34
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Thanks to the high definition of remastered Blu Ray Star Trek, we can see where Shatner's hairpiece attaches to his forehead. Yes. Kirk was bald.


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Old 04-13-2010, 02:24 AM   #35
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No. No, you've got that wrong.

It's a shame that the media equates Islam with terrorism (at times). Period.
You might hate me.(but I wont lose any sleep over it)

Personally I equate all religions with terrorism..and I feel no shame at all in saying this!

Religion is the single most dumbest thing a human being can possibly believe in...period.
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Old 04-13-2010, 06:46 AM   #36
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Personally I equate all religions with terrorism..and I feel no shame at all in saying this!

Religion is the single most dumbest thing a human being can possibly believe in...period.
DO you understand what the word terrorism means?
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Old 04-13-2010, 08:01 AM   #37
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Old 04-21-2010, 04:33 PM   #38
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Nate is the estranged son of "God Hates Fags" Pastor Fred Phelps, and he is now returning to his hometown, which he hasn't been to in many years. Nate will tell his story of growing up in the family that founded the infamous Westboro Baptist Church, which he left at midnight on his 18th birthday.

The Richard Dawkins Foundation will be filming the event as part of an upcoming documentary about Nate's story of religious abuse, how he survived, and his mission to fix the laws that protect the perpetrators.
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Old 04-21-2010, 05:22 PM   #39
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You might hate me.(but I wont lose any sleep over it)

Personally I equate all religions with terrorism..and I feel no shame at all in saying this!

Religion is the single most dumbest thing a human being can possibly believe in...period.
This might be up there with one of the dumbest things I have ever read.
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Old 04-21-2010, 06:50 PM   #40
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You might hate me.(but I wont lose any sleep over it)

Personally I equate all religions with terrorism..and I feel no shame at all in saying this!

Religion is the single most dumbest thing a human being can possibly believe in...period.
I notice that you only post in threads where you think you can start a religous debate...We get it, you don't like religion and your just as predictable and boring as you were the last thread.
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