04-01-2010, 02:29 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: On Jessica Albas chest
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Bunch of dorks
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04-01-2010, 02:34 PM
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#22
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Powerplay Quarterback
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i really dont care much for april fools...
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04-01-2010, 02:46 PM
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Norm!
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I told a girl that I know that I would buy her breast implants if she would have sex with me.
Once I got done I yelled out April Fools and dove out the window.
Now I have a broken arm and my shoes are still in her place.
Stupid April Fools.
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Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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04-01-2010, 02:48 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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Some sales guys asked me if it was true the Canadian goverment was going to tax internet use based on which sites you visited to help pay for the debt.
They were sales guys - nuff said.
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04-01-2010, 03:08 PM
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Norm!
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Originally Posted by mykalberta
Some sales guys asked me if it was true the Canadian goverment was going to tax internet use based on which sites you visited to help pay for the debt.
They were sales guys - nuff said.
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Yeah, us guys in sales find your remarks to be a massive generalization, and worse yet somewhat insulting and inclusive.
You sir are a discriminator and a bad person.
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04-01-2010, 04:06 PM
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Farm Team Player
Join Date: Dec 2009
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04-01-2010, 04:23 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: The wagon's name is "Gaudreau"
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Google told me today that my search took 0.30 centibeats.
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04-01-2010, 06:15 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary, AB
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Teh_Bandwagoner
Google told me today that my search took 0.30 centibeats.
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Yeah, I've had a few good ones today:
23.00 skidoo
2.00 shakes of a lamb's tail
0.04 nanocenturies
0.50 times the velocity of an unladen swallow
1.21 gigawatts
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Turn up the good, turn down the suck!
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04-01-2010, 06:27 PM
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#29
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wooohooo
Man I find the Sun absolutely unreadable. And what is up with that sunshine girl? Do they still have that? That chick usually looks more like a man than a woman. Absolutely horrific. Of all the women we have in Calgary, they have to get pictures of the ugliest, manly women out there. Sickens me.
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Here's one of the images of today's Sunshine Girl from their website 
Some days, yes, they are unattractive. But other days they are very nice.
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04-01-2010, 06:31 PM
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#30
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by getbak
0.50 times the velocity of an unladen swallow
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04-01-2010, 06:47 PM
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#31
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: 103 104END 106 109 111 117 122 202 203 207 208 216 217 219 221 222 224 225 313 317 HC G
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I want the day to be over more than anything else. With all the websites I go to on a daily basis, going through them making sure to sort out the fake headlines gives me a headache 
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04-01-2010, 06:48 PM
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Threadkiller
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: 51.0544° N, 114.0669° W
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Quote:
Originally Posted by shermanator
Here's one of the images of today's Sunshine Girl from their website
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that there is a whoooooole lotta torso... 
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04-01-2010, 08:00 PM
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#1 Goaltender
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Quote:
Originally Posted by shermanator
Here's one of the images of today's Sunshine Girl from their website
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Hey I know her. A buddy of mine slept with her in the past too
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04-01-2010, 08:10 PM
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Franchise Player
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I'm going to go out on a limb and assume that's not much of a coincidence.
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