Things that science says turns woman off.

[IliketoPuck]

That's epic man.

Here's my question though, because as dysfunctional as that seems, I could see a woman finding it funny or original in a strange way. Was any of this actually successful in a backwards way? The goal was to be rejected, but for some reason you managed an inverse pick-up?

[CaptainCrunch]

Oh and in terms of costumes, dressing poorly or in rumpled clothes from the bottom of the hamper wouldn't give you points.

But finding a vintage "I grok Spock" T-Shirt thats a size to small would really ramp up your points.

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by IliketoPuck

That's epic man.

Here's my question though, because as dysfunctional as that seems, I could see a woman finding it funny or original in a strange way. Was any of this actually successful in a backwards way? The goal was to be rejected, but for some reason you managed an inverse pick-up?

It was only successful a couple of times. One problem with the game is that if you carry it on for too long, drunk girls tend to find it utterly charming and they tend to be more perceptive for some reason.

One friend of mine wanted to setup a hall of fame for this because we'd always have a debrief and judging meeting at 4 in the morning at the nearest Denny's.

One night one of my friends came back to the group with a shocked face and stated that he had tried everything, really boring conversation. He ordered a glass of milk from the bar straight up. Told her that he was unemployed and had .60 cents in his pocket so could she buy him a couple of drinks, and she still wanted to go someplace quiet. so he said to us "screw it, I'll do this thing but you guys have to be at my place before 9 to witness the walk of shame.

None of us bothered to show up because that would have been cruel.

[IliketoPuck]

That's kind of what I thought. It seems like the technique would be excellent for an instant shocked "I can't believe that was just said" reaction. But if it was continued as a clever way of flirting, depending on the recipient it could be somewhat effective. Too funny.

[gargamel]

If you ask a girl if she wants a drink and she says yes, she means that she would like for you to buy her a drink. Handing her your half empty beer and telling her that it was too skunked for you anyway will win you no points. This seems obvious when you're sober.

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by gargamel

If you ask a girl if she wants a drink and she says yes, she means that she would like for you to buy her a drink. Handing her your half empty beer and telling her that it was too skunked for you anyway will win you no points. This seems obvious when you're sober.

No, but if she asks you to buy her a drink and you order her a cement mixer, you get partial points, where you get big points is if you act totally petulant when she rejects it, because you have rejection issues from your childhood caused by your dad thinking that your a queer because you liked figure skating instead of hockey you would get points. And all you were looking for was a girl that would just hold you, you would get even bigger points.

[Russic]

I still remember the time I went out with a bunch of guys for a friends bachelor party. We ended up at a bar and since each and every single one of us was in a relationship, we weren't looking for women.

Never before have I been hit on so much. I should clarify ... I am not an overly good looking man. There was just something about a group of guys giving every girl in the bar the cold shoulder that sent them into a frenzy. It was the same scenario each time: a group of girls would stand on the perimeter, then they'd send in one to test the waters. Each time the question was either "are you guys gay?" or "are you in the army?" followed by nervous laughter. I've never seen girls act like ... well ... like guys. It was a little strange.

[IliketoPuck]

It's the fact you ignored them en-masse, it made them curious. Not to mention some of the snide/clever comments that I'm sure were sent their way.

[return to the red]

Originally Posted by IliketoPuck

Sounds like the time a guy from my soccer team and I were at a bar in the states, and some hot girls were giving him attitude when he approached them. He told the 3 hottest women in the bar that they were fataing ugly, and walked away, leaving me in stitches. An hour or so later the 3 of them came up to us with some drinks as an apology for the attitude, and proceeded to be funny and enjoyable for the rest of the night.....

Doesn't work everytime, but it doesn't fail everytime either.

yah, it seems like every time I was a dick I ended up doing fairly well. I had another time where a cute girl came up to me and asked in quite a shy and cute manor if she new me from somewhere to which I replied "not sure did we ######?" she damn near slapped me at first but if we hadn't done the deed before we sure did that night.

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by Russic

I still remember the time I went out with a bunch of guys for a friends bachelor party. We ended up at a bar and since each and every single one of us was in a relationship, we weren't looking for women.

Never before have I been hit on so much. I should clarify ... I am not an overly good looking man. There was just something about a group of guys giving every girl in the bar the cold shoulder that sent them into a frenzy. It was the same scenario each time: a group of girls would stand on the perimeter, then they'd send in one to test the waters. Each time the question was either "are you guys gay?" or "are you in the army?" followed by nervous laughter. I've never seen girls act like ... well ... like guys. It was a little strange.

So just tell them that you really only need one girl because you and your buddies want to try a gang bang.

Oh and you can totally pay for it.

[Mad Mel]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

http://www.cracked.com/article_18440...women-off.html

Well now we can officially say it . . . Woman . . . they make no freakin sense.

The most important thing I learned from the article: the word boner is back! WOOT!

[3 Justin 3]

Originally Posted by return to the red

yah, it seems like every time I was a dick I ended up doing fairly well. I had another time where a cute girl came up to me and asked in quite a shy and cute manor if she new me from somewhere to which I replied "not sure did we ######?" she damn near slapped me at first but if we hadn't done the deed before we sure did that night.

Nice.

The best pick up lines get straight to the point:

"Hi, whats you name"

"Jess..."

*Interupts* "So you want to f%*^?"

[Kybosh]

It's a scientific fact that women make no god damn sense 95% of the time.

[Mad Mel]

^ My independent research validates this assertion.

[Joborule]

Originally Posted by Mad Mel

The most important thing I learned from the article: the word boner is back! WOOT!

It left in the first place?

[Mike F]

Not talking to me. . . .

Acting disinterested. . . .

Not complementing me on my looks. . . .

Not dancing with me. . . .


Turns out women I've met have been following these rules for years. Mom was right, women are secretly mad for me!!!!

[kmad]

Great, now I'll be surfing Cracked for the next 3 hours.