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Old 03-21-2010, 07:16 PM   #21
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Old 03-21-2010, 07:33 PM   #25
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Whoever made the rhyme, did the crime. Touche sir.
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Old 03-21-2010, 07:42 PM   #27
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Whoever made the rhyme, did the crime. Touche sir.
But...didnt you just make a rhyme?


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Don't argue with people about music, movies, or basically any type of art. People have different tastes, move on. No matter how awesome you think something is, somebody somewhere thinks it sucks. This will help you avoid a lot of useless arguments.
Nickelback sucks.
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Old 03-21-2010, 08:35 PM   #38
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Make sure to ask if you're going to put it there. Trust me.

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