I need questions for my students to ask the Flames on Thursday

[North East Goon]

Why did we trade Phaneuf and kept these 2 older, slower D-man *Quickly point to Regehr and Sarich*? Yes, I am still obsessing!

[Gundo]

Do you think your biggest rivals are the Oiler or the Canucks?

[Reaper]

Originally Posted by FireFly

Is Curtis actually engaged?

I'm not sure any of the kids will be able to cream in their pants for punctuation like you could.

[HotHotHeat]

Which Canuck is the most fun to trash talk?

[Crispy's Critter]

Johnny and Bill each leave their houses at the exact same time, and live 17.6 km apart. If Johnny travels at 4.3 km/h and Bill travels 5.1 km/h, why do the Flames have so much trouble scoring?

[silentsim]

Is Dion Phaneuf a ######?

specifically to Robyn, k thanks

[IliketoPuck]

Who is the funniest Calgary Flame now that Dion Phaneuf is no longer with the team.

[Teh_Bandwagoner]

Can you prove that |z-1|=<||z|-1|+|z||arg z|

[Hack&Lube]

Print out all the drawings by AlMacinnis and give them to Kotalik!!! (then ask what he thinks and what he thinks of Calgary)

[sicsun]

Can we see your gold medal Jarome?

[algernon]

(with tears welling up in lil' Timmy's eyes) Why do you wear Ed Hardy Jarmoe?

[Flamesguy_SJ]

Would be pretty cool to know how much the home crowd really affects their game. Do they ever hear specific things yelled out at them/the other team, or is it just a huge amount of white-noise? Maybe as a follow-up, what is the funniest thing they've heard someone in the crowd say?

[Northendzone]

how about asking them how much the "revenge" factor plays into thier game.

i guess you could also ask if now that dion is gone, has the slection of hair care products just dropped down to a bottle of "Dippty-Do".