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Old 02-17-2010, 01:34 PM   #21
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If this was a thread full of people suggesting a male stripper for a bachelorette party with a 14 year old girl we'd make front page news somewhere.
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If this was a thread full of people suggesting a male stripper for a bachelorette party with a 14 year old girl we'd make front page news somewhere.
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Have the stripper show-up role playing as a baby sitter?
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Old 02-17-2010, 01:53 PM   #24
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And as a practical joke you hire a transgendered stripper.
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Would the groom be open to a two-part stag? Paintball/go-karting/snowboarding/whatever during the day and some real fun at night? Pretty lame stag IMO if the 14 year old is going to be there the whole time.

I've been to two stags in Banff and they were both epic. Try and do something kid-friendly during the day then fire it up in Banff at night.
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Old 02-17-2010, 02:31 PM   #26
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Here's a serious suggestion, although cash-flow and attendance will dictate if it's possible. You may want to think about a Casino Night.

1. Rent a community hall.
2. Hire a casino/gaming company.
3. Get some donated prizes.

Run a funny money casino, and have people use the 'winnings' in a silent auction or to buy raffle tickets. I went to a party like this once (a combined (Stag/Staggette) and it was AMAZING. They sold tickets ($30 iirc) to help fund everything, but it was well worth it. And heck, Vegas weekends can easily got 20x that much, lol.

In a hall you'll be able to serve booze, if you want.
The youngster shouldn't have a problem being there/involved (bending a rule perhaps)
25-50 people would be a decent turnout, although you go easily go larger.

Serves as a great party for the couples "Not quite close enough to come to the wedding" friends, like coworkers and neighbors.

I would also suggest a (reasonable) cash bar. Have a big cash prize at the end, or perhaps, proceeds to go to the newlyweds.
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Run a funny money casino, and have people use the 'winnings' in a silent auction or to buy raffle tickets. I went to a party like this once (a combined (Stag/Staggette) and it was AMAZING. They sold tickets ($30 iirc) to help fund everything, but it was well worth it. And heck, Vegas weekends can easily got 20x that much, lol.


$30*20=$600

What kind of crappy vegas weekends are you going on.
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Old 02-17-2010, 02:44 PM   #28
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Thanks for the suggestions (even the creepyones....)

Its going to be a small wedding so I estimate the # of guests to be less than 10.

Maybe I'll look at a Hitmen / Roughnecks game with Dinner before hand.
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alltherage is really the bestman isn't he?
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I don't get it ......
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Would the groom be open to a two-part stag? Paintball/go-karting/snowboarding/whatever during the day and some real fun at night? Pretty lame stag IMO if the 14 year old is going to be there the whole time.

I've been to two stags in Banff and they were both epic. Try and do something kid-friendly during the day then fire it up in Banff at night.
Ya this makes the most sense. Let the 14 years old bring a few of his buddies during the day, so he can spilt with them at the end of the day, and you guys can really get it going for the night.
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I went to a pig roast for a stag once and it was actually a pretty good time.
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I went to a pig roast for a stag once and it was actually a pretty good time.
Was it a spit roast or an Eiffel Tower?
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Was it a spit roast or an Eiffel Tower?
Does it matter? Pretty easy to turn one into the other at a moments notice.
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Does it matter? Pretty easy to turn one into the other at a moments notice.
Determines intent?
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I'm available for hire, ladies!
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I was just about to post expressing my condolences for having to go to Prince George for a stag party...
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Old 02-17-2010, 06:44 PM   #39
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aren't you supposed to kiss a fish or something if you guys have a party?
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Thats the silly tradition we cooked up for you mainlanders......

And you guys fall for it every time....LOL !!!!!!
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