If a guy invented a $7000 sex robot, what would he look like?

[Dion]

KIRK: Yes, you are. Oh, there's one more thing, Harry. We've programmed a special android attendant to take care of your every need. She'll help you find an incentive to work with the androids and not exploit them.
MUDD: I call that unexpectedly civil of you, Captain.
KIRK: Yes.
STELLA 1: Harcourt! Harcourt Fenton Mudd, what have you been up to? Have you been drinking again? You answer me!
MUDD: Shut up!
STELLA: You miserable, conniving toad!
MUDD: I order you. Shut up, Stella!
STELLA 1: Staying out all night then giving me some silly story.
STELLA 2: Harcourt! Harcourt Fenton Mudd, you've been overeating again and drinking.
MUDD: Kirk, you can't do this.
STELLA 2: You need constant supervision.
MUDD: It's inhuman.
STELLA 2: I can see I've got my work cut out for me.
STELLA 500: Harcourt.
MUDD: No. Number five hundred? No, no, no.
STELLA 500: What have you been up to?
MUDD: (barely heard over the cacophony) Kirk. It's inhuman. Mercy.
KIRK: Goodbye, Harry. Have fun.

[NSFL]

Originally Posted by Phaneuf3

Sounds pretty solid to me. What does a really cheap hooker cost? $20 for a beej? That robot will pay for itself after the 350th time. Assuming you're desperate enough to buy a 7 thousand dollar sex bot, you're probably desperate enough to buy a hooker every day... this thing will pay for itself in under a year.
Now... assume you can afford a slightly nicer hooker - lets say $200 a go. You're paid off in 35 visits. If you're a once a week type guy, that's only 8 months.

You'll save yourself a pile of cash and probably a couple painful rashes.

*Claps* Brilliant, man.

[SeeGeeWhy]

I bet this guy would date a 19 year old.

[GoinAllTheWay]

Originally Posted by Phaneuf3

Sounds pretty solid to me. What does a really cheap hooker cost? $20 for a beej? That robot will pay for itself after the 350th time. Assuming you're desperate enough to buy a 7 thousand dollar sex bot, you're probably desperate enough to buy a hooker every day... this thing will pay for itself in under a year.
Now... assume you can afford a slightly nicer hooker - lets say $200 a go. You're paid off in 35 visits. If you're a once a week type guy, that's only 8 months.

You'll save yourself a pile of cash and probably a couple painful rashes.

But at the end of the day, your still nailin a robot. Not to mention that it will wear down. Is their replacement junk available? How do you clean that thing, with water and a turkey baster? Lets not forget the elecrical demands, can I plug it into a solar charger?

If I had 7K, I'd rather get down with some high priced hookers for a week then spend the next several years nailing plastic.

[Phaneuf3]

Originally Posted by GoinAllTheWay

But at the end of the day, your still nailin a robot. Not to mention that it will wear down. Is their replacement junk available? How do you clean that thing, with water and a turkey baster?

Lets not forget that most of your concerns listed here also apply to hookers.

[metal_geek]

I hope they come with some kinda stand. Wouldn't it feel kinda alkward folding it in half and cramming it in the closet after you finished with it...

I think I'll wait and pick one up at a garage sale. Who needs a hooker when you can get one of thoes, a fondu and a box of 8 tracks for like a buck and a half...

[Finny61]

Vince needs to endorse this, he knows the hooker industry and this would be his solution.

[sclitheroe]

You are all missing the obvious here. It's not something you buy for yourself. You buy a fleet of these things and rent them out. Oh sure, there's the overhead of having a 24hr helpdesk, the spare parts department, service bay, etc, but I'm pretty sure if you bought say 8 of these things, you could keep 7 up and running at all times.

Then there's the pack ins. Nobody rents a steam cleaner to make money on the vacuum, it's all about the fluids and consumables. Same thing here.

[Super Nintendo Chalmers]

Originally Posted by sclitheroe

You are all missing the obvious here. It's not something you buy for yourself. You buy a fleet of these things and rent them out. Oh sure, there's the overhead of having a 24hr helpdesk, the spare parts department, service bay, etc, but I'm pretty sure if you bought say 8 of these things, you could keep 7 up and running at all times.

Then there's the pack ins. Nobody rents a steam cleaner to make money on the vacuum, it's all about the fluids and consumables. Same thing here.

Maybe you should keep hush-hush about the fluids when you're trying to rent this thing out.

[krynski]

That would be soo boring after....30 mins? I could only imagine sticking it in the closet. Like....how big is its vocabulary? and what does she talk about? I bet she doesn't know sh** about hockey...let alone life.

[Esoteric]

Originally Posted by krynski

That would be soo boring after....30 mins? I could only imagine sticking it in the closet. Like....how big is its vocabulary? and what does she talk about? I bet she doesn't know sh** about hockey...let alone life.

I believe you're doing it wrong if a) it's boring after 30 minutes, and b) you're "sticking it" in the closet.

[krynski]

woops *cough* *cough*. I don't know....it just seems like it would lack so much intellectual material that....it would only suit the purpose it was made for? =P

[Papi34]

This thing looks like Lady Gaga

Hopefully for the buyers it doesnt come with Lady Gaga parts....

[Clarkey]

Why is it a ginger?

[McG]

like all base models...what about the options?

i wonder how many star wars fanboys would be all over the one from the cantina that had a double rack?

what about green skinned ones for star trek fan boys?

and how about no skin at all for the robot fetishists?

[7uongo]

Originally Posted by krynski

woops *cough* *cough*. I don't know....it just seems like it would lack so much intellectual material that....it would only suit the purpose it was made for? =P

that's the whole point of a sex robot