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Old 01-28-2010, 10:57 AM   #21
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Too bad she didnt seen them heading straight for her...
We're no better in Alberta, I see and hear that all the time. Drives me nuts too.
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Old 01-28-2010, 10:59 AM   #22
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The dawn is most red over Harbour Mille....
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Old 01-28-2010, 11:04 AM   #23
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Why would the French test fire missiles from that puny ass island? Really? Why there? Transport them all that way just to do it... To send a message or something? I mean, seriously?
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Old 01-28-2010, 11:04 AM   #24
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Did you know that the Flames Adam Pardy is from Bonavista, Newfoundland?
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Did you know that the Flames Adam Pardy is from Bonavista, Newfoundland?
I hear he is a product.
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The newfoundlanders threw dynamite at Nova Scotia, Nova Scotia lit them and threw them back, that is all
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Old 01-28-2010, 12:27 PM   #28
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Don't pull the thang out, unless you plan to bang
Missles over Newfoundland
Yeah! Ha ha yeah!
Don't even bang unless you plan to hit something
Missles over Newfoundland
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I hear he is a product.
Haha this made me laugh.

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Maybe they were drunk, this is Newfoundland.
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"...and we'll lay off their smallest town, and listen to their rock 'n' roll while we conduct missile drills."
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We're no better in Alberta, I see and hear that all the time. Drives me nuts too.
Come to Philadelphia. The grammar will astonish you.
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I can't help it, one of my favorite commercials

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Dr. Evil: The key to this project is the giant missile, which was invented by the noted Cambridge physicist, Dr. Parsons. So therefore, it is fitting to call it: "The Alan Parsons Project".
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Dr. Evil: What?
Scott: The Alan Parsons Project was a progressive rock band from 1982. Why don't you just name it Operation Wang Chung, ass?
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Noticing Dr. Evil's spaceship on radar]
Radar Operator: Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.
Colonel: What is it, son?
Radar Operator: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant...
Jet Pilot: Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard.
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Bird-Watching Woman: .
Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where?
Bird-Watching Woman: Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, it's not a wood, it looks like someone's...
Army Sergeant: Privates. We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with...
Baseball Umpire: Two balls.
[looking up from game]
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Musician: Willie.
Willie: Yeah?
Musician: What's that?
Willie: [squints] Well, that looks like a huge...
Colonel: Johnson.
Radar Operator: Yes, sir?
Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.
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