I would probably steal a car and drive it off some cliff, jumping out at the last minute. It would explode and look like a suicide, bam.
But what would really happen is that after making love to the corpse I would fall madly in love with it and not be able to part... eventually the cops would find us, and take me to jail. And they can put me behind bars, and take away my possessions, but they could never take away my love and the times I had with the corpse.
Now that is truely disgusting. Reading too much Blackest Night I see.
Or I would grind up the corpse and feed it to one of their close relatives.
__________________ "In brightest day, in blackest night / No evil shall escape my sight / Let those who worship evil's might / Beware my power, Green Lantern's light!"
The Following User Says Thank You to GreenLantern For This Useful Post:
Robert Pickton, and I think they found DNA from teeth. You see, Pickton did not remove the teeth, when clearly Brick Top says you must remove them.
Brick Top's advice:
You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead.
You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig sht, now do you?
They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
Last edited by Komskies; 01-15-2010 at 09:01 AM.
The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to Komskies For This Useful Post:
I would probably steal a car and drive it off some cliff, jumping out at the last minute. It would explode and look like a suicide, bam.
But what would really happen is that after making love to the corpse I would fall madly in love with it and not be able to part... eventually the cops would find us, and take me to jail. And they can put me behind bars, and take away my possessions, but they could never take away my love and the times I had with the corpse.
First off, make sure you have lots of garbage bags or a good clean way to transport the body. You don't want to transport a body in your car where it will leave traces of fabric or hair or DNA. Preferably, use a stolen car if possible.
That sounds like a lot of risk to me... if no one suspects you of being a killer, then I wouldn't see the issue with traveling in your own car. Otherwise this appears to basically be a combination of tv's Breaking Bad and Dexter's disposal methods.
I'd hack up the body into little pieces, burn what I could, clothing, flesh, etc. Then I'd take the remains, crush em/grind em up. Take some hydro-chloric acid and melt the rest. Then take what ever is left and dump it in the ocean. Set fire to where ever the crime took place, and then anyone who looked suspicious or what was on to me, I'd take care of them next, etc. and I'd keep going until they stopped trying to find me.
The problem with the Acid/Lime solutions is that you have to procure it and when you become a suspect they will look into your past and determine that you but some industrial strength HCL not that readily available so you better have a good reason for it. Also you would likely screw up handling the acid at some point leaving yourself with acid burns on your hands or body which again is further evidence.
Dexter provides a good method but the Kill must be planned ahead. If you accidently kill some one you are in a lot more trouble as blood has already contaminated the scene. So your first problem is dealing with blood on scene. Once that is cleaned up a grave in the middle of nowhere would work pretty good.
The key is having access to all you need to dispose of the body prior to when you kill the person because if you are a suspect anything you purchase after. (Grinder, Acid, Shovel, Cow Farm) will be suspicious and likely tracked even if it is a cash purchase. Also make sure you turn the GPS tracking in your cell phone off and make sure you aren't using a car with On Star or GPS built in.
How would you go about disposing of the body so you wouldn't get caught?
Who did you kill?
__________________ I am in love with Montana. For other states I have admiration, respect, recognition, even some affection, but with Montana it is love." - John Steinbeck
I would hide the body in a cool, sweet kinda place where the copters won't spot in. Then I would destroy the map that I carefully dotted.
Should be dark and rotten as well.
__________________ I am in love with Montana. For other states I have admiration, respect, recognition, even some affection, but with Montana it is love." - John Steinbeck
The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to Displaced Flames fan For This Useful Post:
Now that is truely disgusting. Reading too much Blackest Night I see.
