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Old 12-13-2009, 12:16 AM   #21
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Old 12-13-2009, 12:39 AM   #22
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That's absolutely effing disgusting. Why would you even say something like that? I actually gagged a bit when I read that.
What's this worth then?

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Old 12-13-2009, 02:44 AM   #23
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My nephew had reflux and spit up a lot, but if you're talking full on vomit, you may want to go to the doctor. Our little guy had a rotavirus last year and this was the major symptom...
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Old 12-13-2009, 02:51 AM   #24
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What's this worth then?

Dude, I'm not even gonna think about clicking play on that. Baby puke anywhere is gross. In the mouth is even worse. I'm really gonna battle with having kids. Hopefully my wife will just have a big motherly instinct kinda deal, and I won't have to handle baby puke, or diapers. Both are awful, awful things.
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Old 12-13-2009, 07:10 AM   #25
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A vasectomy is looking like the most awesome thing on earth.
Yeah I just had the procedure done in September and I have to go to the lab this week to see if the procedure "took." I told my wife they need a sample mixed with saliva so we'll see how that goes.
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Old 12-13-2009, 09:17 AM   #26
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Dude, maybe your wife's milk is the problem, what are you feeding her? Or do you just let her free graze?
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Old 12-13-2009, 11:55 AM   #27
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What I've seen other parents do is just rub their back to get them to burp, I don't know if that will help, but I'm just throwing the idea out there.
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Old 12-13-2009, 03:05 PM   #28
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I am not watching that video. After a night of questionable Vodka I'm having the same problem as your kid today.
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Old 12-13-2009, 03:37 PM   #29
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The little f'er just puked all over himself, son of a fata.

Sounds like it has happened to others, that is comforting. The first one never puked.

A vasectomy is looking like the most awesome thing on earth.
got my appointment booked. 4 years of constant exhaustion is enough for me. Happy to report little or no puking issues. Sleeping on the other hand...
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Old 12-13-2009, 03:40 PM   #30
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Berger, you're over thinking how gross this stuff is. After awhile, you don't even notice.
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Old 12-13-2009, 03:47 PM   #31
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Berger, you're over thinking how gross this stuff is. After awhile, you don't even notice.
I don't doubt that when you get to child-rearing age, but at nineteen, the thought of baby...expulsions....grosses me out. I'm sure it'll be different when I have kids but right now, you couldn't pay me to deal with that business.
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I don't doubt that when you get to child-rearing age, but at nineteen, the thought of baby...expulsions....grosses me out. I'm sure it'll be different when I have kids but right now, you couldn't pay me to deal with that business.
there's a reason I waited until I was 36 to have the first one.
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Old 12-13-2009, 05:09 PM   #33
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And people wondered why I posted my whole "Marriag and kids" thread. Nasty.
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Old 12-13-2009, 05:20 PM   #34
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Its really not that bad. My kids are awesome. I would happily go through all the puking, pooping, blood clots in their noses, vomit and every other gross thing I've been exposed to as they've gone through their childhood to have my fantastic boys in my life. Its all totally worth it.
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An exorcism can help.
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Old 12-13-2009, 09:32 PM   #36
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Worrying about how much your baby is getting to eat is an ongoing challenge. I nursed my kids for two-and-a-half years straight (not per kid; it was two kids overlapping). There is actually a surprising amount of milk in there! My second baby was also a puker in the first year - his weight was lower then, but once he was used to solids his weight and height shot back up. Good luck to the three of you!
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It's tough, but try holding the child up during the night.

Anyhoo, he'll get through it.

My three year old's projectile vomited a couple of times. It's both fascinating and disgusting. It seems that it's the only way they can vomit.
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Old 12-14-2009, 08:39 AM   #39
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Alot of it has to do with Mom's diet. Dairy and soy can be two problematic substances (dairy being the worst.) For our kids, my wife pretty much just cut dairy out of her diet to deal with gassy, pukey issues. We're pretty sure that solved it, because the experiment of having dairy with a meal caused an entire day and a sleepless night of grumpy baby.

Pharmaceuticals are really a last resort when things get completely unmanageable as, not only are drugs tough on the system, but they're laced with shocking amounts of sugar (also tough on the system.)
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I've got 4 kids.....my first one was a puker....and not just a puker, and projectile puker. I didn't know one little baby could go through the that many changes of clothes in one day. I can not count how many times i've been puked on. word of advice is...if your baby has just been fed don't tip it upside down and over your head to play with it......bad idea!

Also, get all the burps out...I think we could have been better at that and saved a few mishaps.
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