Never did get the show rule. Everyone would usually take their shoes off at the door anyways.
Not if you're camping!
I had people con me into drinking vodka thinking it was a bottle of water after partying for three days for our grad retreat sorta thing. Needless to say, after chugging half the waterbottle, I realized what it was, ran to the sink, and puked. So much for me driving home that weekend haha.
That picture of the girl with all the chairs on her looks like a night in rez for one of my buddies. Two of us got blasted and dumped everything in his room. All his clothes off the hangers, kimchi noodles, everything we could get our hands on went on top of him. Hilarious at the time, felt kinda bad in the morning.
Honestly, I really only think it's fair if somebody is far and away the drunkest kid at the party. I mean by a huge margin, like passed out at 9:30 or something. If it's 3am, then it's a little over the line.
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My best one was about 3 years ago me and my buds were having a party and this dude showed up that nobody new very well. So he gets drunk and passes out and I drew a couple of dicks on each side of his face in black marker. The next afternoon when the rest of us finally got up the guy was gone. A week later one of my buds saw him at the bar and the guy I drew on was not a happy camper, he had woke up and went straight to church to meet his parents. Oops!
Two summers ago a bunch of us went to Newfoundland for the George St Festival. On the first night after going back to the friends place where we were staying one of my buddies past out. There was an attempt to shave his eyebrows, however my group of friends isn't big on the tormenting the passed out, so we didn't. But did tell him the story the next day.
The next day after hearing the story the guy that passed out said "oh no, if I pass out first again tonight you have full permission to do whatever to me! That's my own fault!" Thinking he wouldn't be the first again. I asked if anyone had a sharpie marker, to which my poor simple friend replied "oh yeah for sure, I'll sign whatever you want me to, to say it's ok."
The next morning he was missing an eyebrow. Never did find a sharpie. Stoppiing at the drugstore or Walmart took away from precious drinking time.
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This one time we went to Vegas for my buddys stag, and we were going to take some "E" but it turned to be Rohypnol, anyways we had a crazy blast of a night, and the guys whose stag it was passed out in our Villa (Ceasar's) so we took him on his mattress and put him on the roof, so he would wake up there. Funny part is the damn Rohypnol made us forget where we stuck him. So we spent almost 2 days trying to track down what we did, and where he went.
We almost made him miss his own wedding!! Crazy
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I've never agreed with screwing with the passed out guy at a party. The guy went to a party, gave everything he had to the party, drank the absolute largest amount of liquor he could and probably contributed to the overall party experience.
If anyone screws with the passed out guy, but has drank less then the passed out guy should get an immediate kick in the nuts.
I dunno. Back in the day when I was a "painter" and once or twice a "paintee", the rule was if you made it to a bed, you were off limits. You pass out anywhere else, you're fair game. It's all good fun I think. I'm sure the hardest laffs of my life came from painting someone up while drunk. It was also kind of a deterrent to having unwanted guests on your couch in the morning. Haha... I remember my old man passing out on the couch when I was 1o. He had his shirt off and my 8 yr old sister and I drew a bunch of ballpoint tattoos on him.
I have been lucky enough never to pass out at the party. I've always made it home or been one of the last to fall asleep. However, we did get a guy once, although it was fairly tame, it was pretty funny to watch in the morning. A guy passed out on the floor, so we bent his knees up to his chest with his arms at his sides, then wrapped him in a full roll of saran wrap, and then a full roll of aluminum foil and left him on his side on the floor. When he woke up in the morning he was completely immobilized other than to roll around on the floor, and ended up pissing his pants because he couldn't get out without assistance...
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There was a girl who worked for me that relayed this "passout" story. Evidently, an obnoxious guy crashed a party at her house and, after he passed out, my employee took a spatula and jammed half a jar of of chunky peanut butter down the back of his pants.
They left him splayed out on the couch, and he was gone at the crack of dawn.
Once a few years ago, I passed out early at my buddy's house. A few weeks later, at my place of business, a picture postcard arrived: Me with my shirt open, a bra on my chest and "sparkles" all over the place.
