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Old 10-17-2009, 10:10 AM   #21
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Red wine! Maybe a Shiraz. Yummmm....
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Old 10-17-2009, 10:17 AM   #22
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Did you know that they've started to take the alcohol out of mouthwashes? It kind of ruined my weekend. I'd downed a whole bottle of Scope before I figured out why I wasn't getting any buzz. On the upshot, my BM this morning smelled minty fresh.
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Old 10-17-2009, 10:22 AM   #23
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Old 10-17-2009, 10:26 AM   #24
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An 18-pack of kokanee because I've got stamina and I go down easy
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Old 10-17-2009, 10:38 AM   #25
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I'd be happy!

Gotta go with Alexander Keith's IPA. I've had enough I don't doubt I am partially made of the stuff anyway.
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Old 10-17-2009, 12:38 PM   #28
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Maybe I should be lemon gin.
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Old 10-17-2009, 01:03 PM   #29
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did you know that they've started to take the alcohol out of mouthwashes? It kind of ruined my weekend. I'd downed a whole bottle of scope before i figured out why i wasn't getting any buzz. On the upshot, my bm this morning smelled minty fresh.
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Old 10-17-2009, 03:29 PM   #31
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A bottle of italian red wine. Thats right, a whole bottle not just a glass.
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Old 10-17-2009, 03:36 PM   #32
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Nobody would have questioned it ec. You didn't need to clarify.
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Old 10-17-2009, 03:44 PM   #33
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A bottle of italian red wine. Thats right, a whole bottle not just a glass.
You stole the words right out of my mouth! I was going to say that I am an entire bottle of red wine... maybe two!
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If I was an alcoholic, drinking I would be....
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Old 10-17-2009, 04:17 PM   #35
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Nah, i outgrew Hochtaler before i moved out of the house. Mom used to drink that crap. 4x4 and i used to think we were hilarious and stick our heads under the plastic valve on the front of the box.
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Actually I didn't really consider beer. I guess I might be Harp or Pilsner then too.
Harp and Pilsner?? Those are polar opposites my friend. That's like me saying I enjoy a nice Dom Romane Conti '97, and also drinking out of the toilet.
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Old 10-17-2009, 06:46 PM   #38
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Maybe I should be lemon gin.
Nickname you the "panty-remover"!
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Old 10-17-2009, 10:11 PM   #40
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I don't drink so I guess that makes me O'Doul's.
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