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Old 09-22-2009, 08:35 PM   #21
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Always shake with two hands, because that proves you really mean it....
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Old 09-22-2009, 08:36 PM   #22
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I don't have a different handshake for men or women, and don't really see why you would. My contribution here is to say that I hate it when you go to shake hands with someone and they "prematurely" grab your hand and you don't really give a proper shake back though.

I can't say that happens often to me, but I feel like a loser when it does!
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Old 09-22-2009, 08:44 PM   #23
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Old 09-22-2009, 09:06 PM   #24
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I think women like it if you gently kiss the back of their hand. And rub their palm with your finger.
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Old 09-22-2009, 09:11 PM   #25
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I bow and say, domo arigato mrs roboto.
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A well-educated gentleman such as myself would always consider to kiss the hand of ladies.

It's a good way to introduce yourself to ladies, I find shaking hands with a woman not sophisticated and quite repulsive. Keep in mind that they are fragile creatures.
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Old 09-22-2009, 09:54 PM   #27
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How should two women shake hands with each other?
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Old 09-22-2009, 10:01 PM   #28
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How should two women shake hands with each other?
Both naked?
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I'm terrible at guessing the correct amount of pressure, and either I'll crush one of those annoying "limp" shakers - usually because their hand is kinda curled up into a crushable shape instead of being open and meeting your hand - or I'll be the one with no gumption in my pumping and my hand flops around uselessly like an Edmontonian girl in the backseat of her beau's Camaro.

So now I just say, "THIS is how we greet women in MY country" in a thick Russian accent, and give her some tongue.
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Old 09-23-2009, 01:44 AM   #30
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A well-educated gentleman such as myself would always consider to kiss the hand of ladies.

It's a good way to introduce yourself to ladies, I find shaking hands with a woman not sophisticated and quite repulsive. Keep in mind that they are fragile creatures.


Excuse me? Whose hand have you been shaking lately?

Nothing turns me off more than when I get a limp handshake from a guy!
Shook the hand of a guy whose handshake was SOOO limp I could have seriously crushed it. The feeling leaves me with no respect of him as a person because I don't sense a genuine personality. I take my hand away and have to rub the feeling off, it like sticks to you and you can't get rid of it!

I know some women might like the 'gentle' handshake. I admit I don't like a bone crusher, but please, for the sake of being respected, guys! Give a firm handshake! While some might be "fragile creatures", the majority aren't, and would appreciate a decent handshake!
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Old 09-23-2009, 07:51 AM   #31
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Handshake. Armshake. Milkshake.

That's how you shake hands with a lady.
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Old 09-23-2009, 09:57 AM   #32
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When a woman reaches out to shake my hand, I gentle hand her a loaf of bread a knife and some sandwich fixins.
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If you shake more then 3 times are you playing with her ????
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Old 09-23-2009, 10:48 AM   #34
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The key to a firm but not bone-crunching handshake is not in how hard you grip their hand, but how much forward pressure you apply. Where your thumb and forefinger meet theirs, just press forward slightly. That way the handshake feels firm, yet you can still have a light grip in their fingers.
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Old 09-23-2009, 10:54 AM   #35
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i once had a manager who shook hands like she was trying to submit you in a UFC octagon.

I'm pretty sure she also crushed walnuts with her thighs
they call those women "wine makers"

cause the crush your nuts like grapes!
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Old 09-23-2009, 01:37 PM   #36
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How should two women shake hands with each other?
With one cup.
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Old 09-23-2009, 01:40 PM   #37
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How should two women shake hands with each other?
Hopefully with a lot of deep french kissing and a 100 gallons of jello.
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Old 09-23-2009, 01:43 PM   #38
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I apply less pressure when shaking hands with a woman.
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Old 09-23-2009, 01:54 PM   #39
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trust me...women like...pressure...
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Old 09-23-2009, 02:02 PM   #40
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Hopefully with a lot of deep french kissing and a 100 gallons of jello.
Like ... do they scissor or something?

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