It's like an oasis in the middle of the desert that is work. A bit of privacy, some quiet time. Nothing beats a good poo at the office.
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We may curse our bad luck that it's sounds like its; who's sounds like whose; they're sounds like their (and there); and you're sounds like your. But if we are grown-ups who have been through full-time education, we have no excuse for muddling them up.
The guy who hired me yelled to the poor guy in the stall next to him while getting ready "I'm gonna take a way bigger sh;t than you, muhahahaha", he's hilarious. He also tells me that a certain woman in the office could use me as a tampon. Real politically correct guy.
White collars make all the dollars
While all I make is a dime
That is why I **** on company time!
-Read in a port-o-potty
I always make a poo at work. It is just simple economics.
I could wake up earlier in the day & poo at home, or I could go into work and make a couple bucks while I poo.
It also saves me money because I don't have to use as much toilet paper and soap at home.
I'm also that a***ole who steals the toilet paper from work to bring home.
the only time i have a problem with pooing at work is when i see a guy just leaving the only available stall, there's no way i sit my ass down on a hot and steamy bowl
same with a buddy of mine at work. i come out of the bathroom just as he's about to go in to drop a loaf, and he asks which stall i was in. i told him "Guess", and left. he emailed me later saying he just couldn't take that chance and went to a different floor
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Public dumps rule too (if you build a nest before you sit)!! The people who were in the stall before you are usually kind enough to leave some literature on the wall to read.
I work downtown at a major office building and I swear to god crapping at my work is the worst. It's like a frat house, the urinals have a birds nest of pubes at all times, and people like Moose
Pooing at work is sometimes awful for me. I work as a radio announcer, a couple times I've had diarrhea in the middle of a show. It's not fun to have to limit the time you're sitting on the can to 2 songs, especially when more is ready to come out.
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Totally agree that its always better from home, and sometimes you just need home base(like for those hangover dumps). But I have no probs with going at work. For us non-smokers, its a nice little break. Dropping a deuce and getting paid for it, what's not to like?
Pooing at work is sometimes awful for me. I work as a radio announcer, a couple times I've had diarrhea in the middle of a show. It's not fun to have to limit the time you're sitting on the can to 2 songs, especially when more is ready to come out.
I had to manage a bunch of sub contractors and they were sick little pigs when it came to using the pooh room in our warehouse. One day I got fed up and posted the following Memo on the bathroom door:
To: All Entrants beyond this Point!
From: Management
Date: September 19, 2008
Re: Contributors of Scatological Remnants
Residual Excremental Essence
The existence of this facility is to provide a convenience for "Company name" Staff, Contracted Installers and a few courageous Customers. On several occasions I have received complaints from Staff as well as others outside the realm of "Company name". Most of these complaints were not limited to the odoriferous evidence, many included the existence of Residual Excremental Essence, Also known as “Un-Flushed Turds”. . .
In the future: Please (“clinch after you pinch”) ensure that you have left our facility in a clean, tidy and “useable” state for the next individual in need of making a deposit.
Also, we have provided a candle and matches to prevent any embarrassment that may occur due to your choice of the previous evening’s meal.(Eastern Europeans love their garlic)
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. Note: We will not post any Memos regarding resounding borborygmus.
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Thank you in advance for your attention regarding this Highly Sensitive matter.
There is nothing greater in the world then taking a nice poop. Usually at work I will do it in the stall unless there is someone at the sink washing there hands who has the opportunity to see me go in the stall. I don't want them to think about my pushing poop out of my anus. Because l know they will. Generally l try not to poop at a girls house either unless l know them very well. The last thing l want is for them to go in the washroom right after and smell what my poop smells like.
But generally l don't mind pooping at work. Everytime l poop l feel like my sins are being washed away and l no longer have to deal with them. My favorite poops are the porous poops because that is less farting l have to do at work and risk one of my female coworkers smelling.
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