If you have a girlfriend, make sure you poop with the door open. Attempt to be as loud as possible, and moan with every push. When you get to the point where you are having trouble pushing, scream out her name in agony while begging for her help.
Can someone give me advice on what to do? I've been sitting here for 5.5 hours and I'm totally regretting even going in the first place. Never should have had that cup of coffee this morning. Doesn't help that I'm afraid to do it without my parents to help... I was just going to go in and out, using lots of toilet paper. Most of friends just told me to wash my hands afterwards, but I'm totally sick of this BS.
I wonder if your girlfriend will intentionally flaunt you during your wiping session.
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Originally Posted by shutout By the end of the Olympics when he is the 13th forward and not playing because he is so bad his trade value will be next to nothing and we will be lucky to get a first round pick for him.
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Originally Posted by Phanuthier
Crosby is gonna remember that pass by Iginla, what a MFing pass by Iggy.
I was just going to go in and out, using lots of toilet paper. Most of friends just told me to wash my hands afterwards, but I'm totally sick of this BS.
