God Saves Man from Elevator Then Crushes Him in Church

[T@T]

Originally Posted by EDBTZ12

Yes, god is real.

Ummm haven't you heard?

God is imaginary.

[Berger_4_]

Son. That is all.

[Thor]

The irony is anytime someone claims godly interventions they don't consider the opposite non intervention.

My baby's birth is a miracle!

Another parent with a child born dead, 'My baby's birth is a miracle, thanks for killing my baby."

Or how about, "Thank god for letting me live from this car crash."

Another parent, "Thank god for killing my daughter and her 3 friends, blessed be his wisdom."

[CrusaderPi]

The irony is you are the god of hating twitter. Have you ever considered the alternative? I never thank Thor for my good tweets ([url=twitter.com/crusaderpi[/url]) yet I curse him from my bad ones.

Truly mysterious.

[Dion]

So… was that an Altar-nate ending?