I Hate Meet & Greets

[rubecube]

Originally Posted by GirlySports

What are these? It is for singles? Do people get laid at the end of the night?

'Hey, everyone! We're all gonna get laid!'

[Locke]

Wear a name tag and then get blitzed.

Change the name tag after every 5 people that you meet then start introducing people to each other.

1: Oh, you met Chuck?
2: Chuck? Dont you mean Larry?
3: Who are you guys talking about? Him? Thats Mike....

???

Hilarity ensues.

[Dion]

Ted: Yeah! It's us!
[to Bill]
Ted: Who are we?
[the strangers start playing air guitar, so Bill & Ted play also; more people come out and join them]
Ted: Bill, I think they want us to say something.
Bill: What should I say?
Ted: [shrugs] Make something up.
Bill: Be excellent to each other.
[room murmurs appreciatively]
Ted: Party on, dudes!
[room approves]
Bill: [to Ted] Good one, dude.
[to room]
Bill: Well, we gotta get back to our report.
Ted: Yeah. We'd take you with us, but it's a history report, not a future report.
Bill: Later.