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Old 09-05-2009, 03:45 PM   #21
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I doubt most of them would be able to find Canada on a map in the first place.
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Old 09-05-2009, 03:47 PM   #22
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Isn't Canada right above North Dakota or something?
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I would load up my truck and head for the rocky mountains where I would join a militia.......
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Old 09-05-2009, 04:04 PM   #25
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Don't you know? All those cold war missles that the US has were all installed on Canadian soil. Do you actually think they still have control over them? No, we've rewired the launch buttons a long time ago. They wouldn't stand a chance.
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Old 09-05-2009, 04:14 PM   #26
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Assuming they take over and we become part of the United States, I think THAT would make the Democrats the permanent ruling party.
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Old 09-05-2009, 04:15 PM   #27
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Go to Quebec and
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Old 09-05-2009, 04:47 PM   #28
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Assuming they take over and we become part of the United States, I think THAT would make the Democrats the permanent ruling party.
Yeah, and that way they can bankrupt both our counties instead of just their own.

Either way, I don't know what I would do.....but man it would be fun.

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Old 09-05-2009, 05:47 PM   #29
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Isn't Canada right above North Dakota or something?
Nuh-uh. That's Manitoba. Canadia is above Detroit. British Alberta is above Montana.
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based on skyrocketing obesity rates in the US I figure we could probably outrun them, wait until they gas out and then lay the smack down politely because we are canadians.
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based on skyrocketing obesity rates in the US I figure we could probably outrun them, wait until they gas out and then lay the smack down politely because we are canadians.
I'm guessing the military guys aren't the fat ones.
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Old 09-05-2009, 06:29 PM   #33
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If they bring their own damn beer, and hockey isn't disrupted, then I'm sitting this one out.
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Old 09-05-2009, 06:30 PM   #34
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Rollover and surrender....then book the first flight to the US Virgin Islands. Drink cheap beer, smoke cheap cigarettes. Do much more internet shopping. Complain about Obama trying to ruin the country.
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Old 09-05-2009, 06:40 PM   #35
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move to Europe.
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Yeah, and that way they can bankrupt both our counties instead of just their own.

Either way, I don't know what I would do.....but man it would be fun.

Mountains are 30 min from my house.

Yeah, we all know how well the republicans balance the budget.
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Old 09-05-2009, 07:07 PM   #38
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Rollover and surrender....then book the first flight to the US Virgin Islands. Drink cheap beer, smoke cheap cigarettes. Do much more internet shopping. Complain about Obama trying to ruin the country.
What's sad is that if you told the conservative zealots in the United States that Obama is an alien sent to destroy the earth, they would believe it more often than not.
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Old 09-05-2009, 07:31 PM   #39
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I'm guessing the military guys aren't the fat ones.
They have no military to send, they are somewhere else, so basically all the people watching daytime soaps, oprah, montel williams, and reruns of geraldo are gonna have to come up north and invade.
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Old 09-05-2009, 07:32 PM   #40
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Yeah, we all know how well the republicans balance the budget.
Who said that they did?

Last time I checked the Republicans weren't in power.
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