Guys who intentionally flaunt their girlfriends at the mall

[Daradon]

^^^ lol, maybe he does!

[ComixZone]

...proper bro-protocol is to be proud of said bro for pulling a hottie and perhaps slip him a fist-pound when she's looking elsewhere. Unless:

1. The bro has a popped collar
2. The hottie is your sister
3. The hottie is your ex-girlfriend
4. The hottie is your mom
5. The bro's jeans look like they belong to your younger sister
6. The bro still has a sticker on his hat (doubly so if the sticker says "new era" on it)
7. The bro is wearing make-up (...Chinook Mall, I'm looking at you)
8. The bro is wearing a V-neck t-shirt (doubly so if it's pink or purple)

[Daradon]

I was just beginning to wonder how one could tell if it was an intentional flaunt, as the title suggests, or an unintentional flaunt, if that's not an oxymoron.

Then I thought of a better question.

What is up with dwarves who flaunt their vacuum cleaners at fringe festivals?

[mikey_the_redneck]

Men and women are very different in what they look for in the opposite sex, despite what Maxim/Cosmo like to tell us....
A womans attraction for a man is not based solely on his looks. Looks is not as high on their priority list as it is for men. Our culture is way off base.......when we see a not-so-good-looking guy with a hot looking woman, we assume he either
A. has a boat load of money
B. has a jumbo pornstar penis
C. is somehow famous

I dont know what MissKat is getting at with her "flaunting" comment either.....if she is a lesbian or whatever, of course she will not be able to identify with what attractive manly traits are.....cuz she likes chicks. Yeah........giggity giggity.

[dissentowner]

Obviously you have never been to the big mall in Edmonton, all I saw there was ugly dudes holding hands with ugly dudes.

[Hemi-Cuda]

i think MissKat's title should be changed from "Watcher of Hockey" to "Should stick to the Random Thoughts thread"

[CrusaderPi]

I'm almost certain now that the MissKat account owned by a regular poster here who just wants to be a fun troll some of the time. I don't have a problem with this because "she" is really fun.

[cKy]

Originally Posted by CRXguy

Is there an option in the system to prevent MissKat from starting threadsÉ

This is what happens when you let them vote.

Thats right, I went there.

[Bibtin Tex]

Wait, what do you mean by guys who wear their pants around their ankles? Is that an expression or something? Don't all pants go around your ankles...

[HOOT]

Originally Posted by Bibtin Tex

Wait, what do you mean by guys who wear their pants around their ankles? Is that an expression or something? Don't all pants go around your ankles...

I believe she is referring to someone who wears their jeans up high around the ankles where you can see their bright white socks. Something your typical TV nerd would wear.

Basically MissKat is saying that only beautiful people can date beautiful people and judges on looks more than anything else. Luckily I am a beautiful person so no worries for me. But my guess is MissKat is some fat chick pretending to be a lesbian on a forum to get attention from guys she can't get in real life.

Good thing about the internet is you can be whoever you say you are.

edit: Not saying there is anything wrong with bigger girls, but just don't pretend you are something else over a forum because you are only fooling yourself.

[FireFly]

Seriously? WTF? It's a good thing these random threads by misskat only pop up once in a while because I get all 'punchy' (thanks 4x and evilcougar,) when I read them.

[Royal Eagle]

Let's just give this thread a 1 star and drop it to second page.

[FireFly]

But it's fun to point and laugh!

[The Fonz]

I think these threads rule! They're entertaining

[Mr.Coffee]

how does one flaunt their girlfriend? Am I doing this?? How do I flaunt?

Serious question... is it like, just walking around? Or shouting EVERYBODY LOOK AT MY GIRLFRIEND. SHE IS REALLY GOOD LOOKING... LOOK AND OOGLE, BUT PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH AS SHE IS ALL MINE.

.... BITCHES!

[Dion]

Originally Posted by Mr.Coffee

how does one flaunt their girlfriend? Am I doing this?? How do I flaunt?

Serious question... is it like, just walking around? Or shouting EVERYBODY LOOK AT MY GIRLFRIEND. SHE IS REALLY GOOD LOOKING... LOOK AND OOGLE, BUT PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH AS SHE IS ALL MINE.

.... BITCHES!

MissKat seems to know how

[FireFly]

I think you also need to have a smug look on your face.

[HOOT]

Originally Posted by Mr.Coffee

how does one flaunt their girlfriend? Am I doing this?? How do I flaunt?

Serious question... is it like, just walking around? Or shouting EVERYBODY LOOK AT MY GIRLFRIEND. SHE IS REALLY GOOD LOOKING... LOOK AND OOGLE, BUT PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH AS SHE IS ALL MINE.

.... BITCHES!

Well when you have a girl(MissKat) who is alone and is jealous of the girl you are with then you are flaunting her around the mall.

[calf]

How do you know they aren't unintentionally flaunting their girlfriends?

[macker]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_repression

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbHDhEiVt6M