08-30-2009, 07:28 PM
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy
Self-Banned
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cowperson
Dwarf rushed to hospital after gluing his penis to a hoover
The early favourite for best Calgarypuck post headline of 2009
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Early? The years is already 2/3 over. Stupid linear time.
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08-30-2009, 11:07 PM
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#22
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Northern AB, in "oil country" >:p----@
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ummm..........giggitty?
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08-31-2009, 06:10 AM
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#23
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Toronto, ON
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ice
How is a dwarf dragging a shop vac around by his penis entertaining in the first place?
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Because it is a dwarf. Dragging a shop vac. By his penis. ... A dwarf. shop vac. schlong.
Would get a chuckle out of me 10 outta 10 times.
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08-31-2009, 08:23 AM
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One of the Nine
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flames89
Because it is a dwarf. Dragging a shop vac. By his penis. ... A dwarf. shop vac. schlong.
Would get a chuckle out of me 10 outta 10 times.
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"Sure, Barney's movie had heart, but Football in the Groin had football in the groin!!"
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08-31-2009, 08:32 AM
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#26
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Virginia
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CrusaderPi
So, if I read this right, a job has opened up?
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Send the link to Theo. He needs a good fall back plan.
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08-31-2009, 11:42 AM
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#27
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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I can't believe that we're two pages in and I get to be the first to say this....that would really suck!
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08-31-2009, 11:45 AM
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#28
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Virginia
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Slava
I can't believe that we're two pages in and I get to be the first to say this....that would really suck!
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nah, you suck. Read post #5
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08-31-2009, 11:47 AM
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#29
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ice
How is a dwarf dragging a shop vac around by his penis entertaining in the first place?
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It's a midget dragging a shop vac around with his junk! It practically sells itself! 
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08-31-2009, 11:49 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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Quote:
Originally Posted by nfotiu
nah, you suck. Read post #5
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08-31-2009, 03:49 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Calgary
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I think they prefer "little people."
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08-31-2009, 04:15 PM
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#32
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: @robdashjamieson
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Quote:
Originally Posted by C-Life
I think they prefer "Hoover F'ers"
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Fixed.
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08-31-2009, 05:01 PM
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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They could market it as a penis enlarger. Hook it up before you have sex and away you go
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08-31-2009, 05:16 PM
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#34
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Has Towel, Will Travel
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Originally Posted by ComixZone
The saddest thing about this all is you could package it on a dvd, market it properly, and it'd sell like crazy. |
I dunno ... that didn't work so well for Kevin Lowe.
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08-31-2009, 06:09 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Prototype
Fixed.
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Seriously almost spit juice all over the mac! nice one!!
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