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Old 08-10-2009, 11:26 AM   #21
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Lady Gaga has a lady gag-a.
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Old 08-10-2009, 11:33 AM   #22
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Her/His PR Team are apparently trying to dispel the rumor. Even after she (gaga) made the statement below:

Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but I consider myself a female. “It's just a little bit of a penis and really doesn''t interfere much with my life,"


http://entertainment.oneindia.in/mus...te-100809.html
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Old 08-10-2009, 11:34 AM   #23
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Maybe she just has a prominent mons veneris? Or sports a "full-blown rose"?
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Old 08-10-2009, 11:46 AM   #24
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Her/His PR Team are apparently trying to dispel the rumor. Even after she (gaga) made the statement below:

Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but I consider myself a female. “It's just a little bit of a penis and really doesn''t interfere much with my life,"


http://entertainment.oneindia.in/mus...te-100809.html
Best. Quote. Ever.

That could be an epic yearbook quote or a personal mantra for many members on this board.
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Old 08-10-2009, 12:33 PM   #26
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Why do we have to apologize for Celine Dion? She's doing daily shows in Las Vegas, we should be happy we got rid of her.
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Old 08-10-2009, 12:34 PM   #27
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Why do we have to apologize for Celine Dion? She's doing daily shows in Las Vegas, we should be happy we got rid of her.
If I recall correctly she is done in Vegas, Caesars now has either Cher or Bette Midler or both.
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Old 08-10-2009, 12:36 PM   #28
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Why do we have to apologize for Celine Dion? She's doing daily shows in Las Vegas, we should be happy we got rid of her.
No kidding. With all the crap we've been forced to endure from the US, they're lucky all we've done is sent them Celine Dion.


Well... and kicked their asses in 1812.
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Just for fun, there are 8 video's on this page from a mockumentary called the Canadian Conspiracy, a film made in 1985 by the CBC. One of the funniest mocumentaries ever made
http://www.youtube.com/view_play_lis...ian+conspiracy

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[Eugene Levy claims Leslie Nielsen called him and convinced him to stay in the US despite his homesickness for Canada]
Leslie Nielsen: I called him and told HIM not to leave? I'll tell you something. If I had ever called him for any reason, I'd be calling him to tell him TO LEAVE! And that's the truth of it so you know I'm not lying.


Narrator: [voiceover] *Green* card.
[beat]
Narrator: Lorne *Greene*
[beat]
Narrator: Coincidence?


[speaking out as a concerned citizen]
Steve Martin: And what about Morley Safer? A Canadian. That's right! A *Canadian*! Why is a Canadian doing a job that an American can do just as well?

Narrator: What about 60 Minutes? Why haven't it's *hard hitting* news stories hit *hard* at the Canadian Conspiracy?
American Reporter: [interrogation in "60 Minutes" style] What do you know about the Canadian Conspiracy?
Morley Safer: Canadian Conspiracy. NO COMMENT!
American Reporter: Mr. Safer. Mr. Safe... MISTER SAFER! We know you're friends with Lorne Greene! Bonanza
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Dude looks like a Lady Gaga.

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Well... and kicked their asses in 1812.
Oh boy, not this again.

That was the British, pal.
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Old 08-10-2009, 01:12 PM   #32
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I give you Kim Petras
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Old 08-10-2009, 01:41 PM   #34
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Why would you bring that up?
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Oh boy, not this again.

That was the British, pal.
No, it wasn't. It was the British and the French, most of which considered themselves Canadian. And are you also underestimating and devaluing the contributions of the Natives? That would quite short sighted on your behalf.

Besides, if you want to make that arguement, before the revolution and everything that took place in 1776 was done by Brits until July 1st, 1776. By your logic, it was the Brits that rebelled against the Brits in the US (which didn't exist at the time) to become Americans. While somewhat true, that wasn't the case. Just like in Canada, Brits (and the French in Canada) became Canadians/Americans and rebelled against the crown.

So unless you are old enough and stole a charred piece of the "White House," it was Canadians, Brits, the French, Natives, Metis and Acadians that were all involved.

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Oh boy, not this again.

That was the British, pal.
Oh that's right. I forgot we all came from Mexico. Silly me.
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Old 08-10-2009, 02:03 PM   #38
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Had to do it. Sorry.

http://latrola.net/blok/wp-content/g..._petras_00.jpg

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