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Old 07-30-2009, 02:52 PM   #21
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He just wants a stable relationship.
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Old 07-30-2009, 02:54 PM   #22
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He just wants a stable relationship.

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Old 07-30-2009, 02:56 PM   #23
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Was it "cowboy style"?
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Old 07-30-2009, 03:04 PM   #24
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Was it "cowboy style"?
Or reverse cowboy with the horse doin the ridin.
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Old 07-30-2009, 03:13 PM   #25
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Sounds like this guy was bucking the trend.
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Old 07-30-2009, 04:11 PM   #26
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I bet the horse was asking for it, it's always the victims fault. Probably wearing a slutty saddle or somethin'...the big question here is how did the guy get the horse ontop of the pinball machine?
Lol that made me fall of the floor laughing.
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Old 07-30-2009, 04:16 PM   #27
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Maybe the guy decided this horse was better than his horsefaced wife
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Old 07-30-2009, 04:18 PM   #28
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SWM seeks horse for long walks, grass dinners, and shlumping. Must be shoed and broken.

Please contact Locke, only those horses with pictures will be responded to.

Gives a whole new meaning to that shallow pop fly last week at ball and troutman yelling to Locke "Get on your horse"....
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Human/Horse hybrid:

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Old 07-30-2009, 04:24 PM   #30
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Old 07-30-2009, 04:30 PM   #31
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I need a leg up.. he's to big to mount from the ground.
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Old 07-30-2009, 05:13 PM   #32
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A South Carolina man was charged with having sex with a horse after the animal's owner caught the act on videotape, then staked out the stable and caught him at shotgun point, authorities said Wednesday.

But this wasn't the first time Rodell Vereen has been charged with buggery. He pleaded guilty last year to having sex with the same horse after owner Barbara Kenley found him in the same stable and was sentenced to probation and placed on the state's sex offender list.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/0..._n_247245.html

I guess he can't take nay for an answer - Conan
Sex offender?!?!

This guy should fight the charge! Don't they know that under common law and common purpose definitions, he doesn't have to accept the charge?
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Old 07-30-2009, 05:32 PM   #33
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Save a horse , ride a cowboy!
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Old 07-30-2009, 05:51 PM   #34
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That horse is a whorse!
Oh god that is too funny...
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Old 07-30-2009, 05:53 PM   #35
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Ferris Bueller likes the buggery? No wonder his principal was always after him!
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Once you go black stallion, you never go back.

Doesn't have quite the same ring to it. Not really surprising it never caught on.
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Old 07-30-2009, 06:53 PM   #39
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I'd breed that.
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Old 07-30-2009, 07:24 PM   #40
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That must be weird for him...throwing wood each time a Budweiser commercial comes on. While the rest of us chuckle or want a beer, he's thinking about getting all up in that Clydesdale. Super Bowl must be hell.
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