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Old 07-27-2009, 11:45 AM   #21
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There is truth to this. A lot of individuals play the tough guy here.

It takes BALLS, to do what these people do. What I do is not as important as what you have done for yourself.

So what have you done for yourself.
What statutes/acts, no longer apply to you because you have informed the government that you do not agree with them?

I'd really like to know how I can start speeding, and stop paying taxes with impunity.
Clearly if there is any truth to what you've posted here, you've probably gone through this process with either those acts/statutes or others you don't believe in and been successful. So please fill us in so we can be as free as you.
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Old 07-27-2009, 11:46 AM   #22
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So what have you done for yourself.
What statutes/acts, no longer apply to you because you have informed the government that you do not agree with them?

I'd really like to know how I can start speeding, and stop paying taxes with impunity.
Clearly if there is any truth to what you've posted here, you've probably gone through this process with either those acts/statutes or others you don't believe in and been successful. So please fill us in so we can be as free as you.
You didn't read the post you quoted.
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Old 07-27-2009, 11:48 AM   #23
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Thanks for the link... and LOL.

Did a quick search.... seems the courts don't really think to highly of people claiming their right not to be governed by Canadian statutes.

http://www.canlii.org/en/ns/nssc/doc...08nssc112.html

Paragraphs 13 - 18 are particularly informative.
And this: http://canlii.org/en/ab/abca/doc/200...09abca201.html

And this: http://canlii.org/en/bc/bcsc/doc/200...5bcsc1192.html
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Why did I know you were going to make a distinciton between law and Statute/Act.

Okay, so same scenario. I do everything I said above, and I tell the MP that I don't consent to the Income Tax Act.

Am I now exempt from paying taxes?
If so, am I now exempt from paying taxes?
If so, when did you do this, and what do you do with all that extra cash you have on hand?
hold onto it for legal fees and bail?
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Old 07-27-2009, 11:49 AM   #25
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You didn't read the post you quoted.

But I want to become more free, and I'd like some advice from someone who has successfully gone through this process, and that must be you.

Because if what you are saying is true, then you'd have to be a COMPLETE FREAKING MORON, to have not opted out of paying taxes.

So if you can just help a brother out, and let me know if the process I've described earlier is an effective way to get out of paying taxes, and speeding tickets, then that'd be super.

Hell I'll even cut you a cheque for half of what I'd have payed in taxes.
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Old 07-27-2009, 11:56 AM   #26
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But I want to become more free, and I'd like some advice from someone who has successfully gone through this process, and that must be you.

Because if what you are saying is true, then you'd have to be a COMPLETE FREAKING MORON, to have not opted out of paying taxes.

So if you can just help a brother out, and let me know if the process I've described earlier is an effective way to get out of paying taxes, and speeding tickets, then that'd be super.

Hell I'll even cut you a cheque for half of what I'd have payed in taxes.
Thank you for the offer, but unfortunately I am not able to accept. There have been many sites that have assisted thousands for example thinkfree.ca. Check there. You are responsible for yourself.
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Old 07-27-2009, 11:57 AM   #27
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what is "Speading?"
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Old 07-27-2009, 11:58 AM   #28
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Thank you for the offer, but unfortunately I am not able to accept. There have been many sites that have assisted thousands for example thinkfree.ca. Check there. You are responsible for yourself.
You are such a troll. Go away.
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I see troutman is reading this thread.

I wait with baited breath.
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Old 07-27-2009, 12:07 PM   #30
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There is truth to this. A lot of individuals play the tough guy here.

It takes BALLS, to do what these people do. What I do is not as important as what you have done for yourself.
I find it comical that you completely sidestepped my assertion that you don't have the guts to follow your own advice.

Speaks volumes.
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Old 07-27-2009, 12:12 PM   #31
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I see troutman is reading this thread.

I wait with baited breath.
Why? There has already been a couple lawyers post in the thread, as well as a couple real examples where people have tried this approach and discovered how impotent the strategy is.
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I find it comical that you completely sidestepped my assertion that you don't have the guts to follow your own advice.

Speaks volumes.

No, you asked a question that did not require an answer. What I do is not as important to you as what you do for yourself. I do not require you to believe anything that I do. What I do is for me. What I accomplish is for me. A few individuals have signed up to Thinkfree from here. I think that is a good sign. I believe in myself, and I can not be bullied or coerced by you. I understand why you are acting like this. I too was a bit closed.

Actually I have a few here to thank for my new path. It is one of light and hope, freedom and understanding, love and compassion. I don't care if you wish to ignore the freedom many are starting to experience. What I believe to be great is the thousands who have decided to help their fellow man. Not belittle or bully or threaten. Too much of that is accepted in public we have now.
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Old 07-27-2009, 12:22 PM   #33
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Thank you for the offer, but unfortunately I am not able to accept. There have been many sites that have assisted thousands for example thinkfree.ca. Check there. You are responsible for yourself.

Okay, fine, I'll accept that for some reason you don't want to tell me if what I've proposed is the correct path to what you alledge is possible. I guess I'll chalk that up to selfishness on your part.

Can you at least confirm that you have successfully exempted yourself from some sort of Statute and had it hold up under any form of scrutiny?
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Thanks for the link... and LOL.

Did a quick search.... seems the courts don't really think to highly of people claiming their right not to be governed by Canadian statutes.

http://www.canlii.org/en/ns/nssc/doc...08nssc112.html

Paragraphs 13 - 18 are particularly informative.

Actually that is quite a successful freeman-on-the-land approach.

They we given an offer to go to a de facto court. You do not have to oblige it. Remedy is gained though more than one approach.
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Okay, fine, I'll accept that for some reason you don't want to tell me if what I've proposed is the correct path to what you alledge is possible. I guess I'll chalk that up to selfishness on your part.

Can you at least confirm that you have successfully exempted yourself from some sort of Statute and had it hold up under any form of scrutiny?

If you do not UNDERSTAND and require someone to do something for you, you will not succeed. I do not want to treat you like a child or dependent. What you see as selfish, I see as tough love.
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If you do not UNDERSTAND and require someone to do something for you, you will not succeed. I do not want to treat you like a child or dependent. What you see as selfish, I see as tough love.

Okay, so I'm going to go ahead and take this as confirmation that you have not in fact ever tried this, or if you have, it's been a miserable failure.

On a completely unrelated side note, I can make myself invisible, but only when other people aren't looking at me.
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Do you happen to post on Beyond.ca as well Tower?
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Dear Dr. Tower:

My gf has a case of CLK (common law knowledge), and she says it's safe to have sex as long as I am wearing protection, but I'm not sure. Can you recommend a series of ridiculous letters to my MP that will minimize the risk I will also catch this dread disease?
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Old 07-27-2009, 12:38 PM   #39
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I'd like to add a brief synopsis of a typical Tower thread:

Tower:

Did you know that if you jump off of the Calgary Tower you can fly?
I read it on this website: www.youcanjumpoffthecalgarytowerandfly.com

Seriously, knowing is the first step to being free

Response:
Really, so if I go jump off the Calgary Tower, I'll be able to fly?

Tower:
I can only lead you to water, I can't make you drink.
Check this out if you don't believe me: www.Seriouslyyoucanjumpoffthecalgarytowerandfly.co m

Response:
Are you're actually saying you've jumped off the Calgary Tower and flew?
Cause if what you say is true, you must have done it.

Tower:
It's not important what I do, it's what you do that's important.
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On a completely unrelated side note, I can make myself invisible, but only when other people aren't looking at me.
Did you learn how to make yourself invisible to avoid paying taxes?
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