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Old 07-17-2009, 09:45 PM   #21
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Shoudn't this be in the "you're doing it wrong" thread.... Suppose to go out and .... then be barfing.
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Old 07-17-2009, 10:02 PM   #22
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Since 3am i've had the severe liquid sh1ts from eating a steak at Denny's last night. Does extreme water expulsion and dehydration count for a reason to not want to go out?
Yes, yes i know i deserve it for eating at a damned denny's, to begin with.
Friggin' denny's!
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Old 07-17-2009, 10:12 PM   #23
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I heard that most cases of the flu right now are of the Swine Flu variety. Good luck with that.
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Old 07-17-2009, 10:16 PM   #24
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I didn't think this could be any funnier, but they've managed to condense the hilarity into 38 seconds. That's nearly half the time and still all the laughs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnZ6YwqOBAk
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Old 07-17-2009, 10:43 PM   #25
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Old 07-17-2009, 10:57 PM   #26
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Old 07-17-2009, 11:12 PM   #27
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Bird Flu!
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Old 07-17-2009, 11:23 PM   #28
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Second half, much better than the first.

Honestly, I didn't know where it was going to go, with you guys, it could end up anywhere.

Fyi, barfing is on hiatus now, just ate some mcdonald's fries, always help for some reason.
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Old 07-17-2009, 11:25 PM   #29
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McDonalds?

That barfing is gone because it's switching ends. Soon you'll be barfing from the arse.
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Old 07-17-2009, 11:33 PM   #30
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Barfing from the arse, good one......I must say, hearing "arse" makes me giggle for some reason. It's like "toot" or "tushie", just a funny, funny word.
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Old 07-18-2009, 12:27 AM   #31
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If you swallow a telephone whole, you will prevent any barfing from happening , but be careful, if you have too much telephone you will explode into a painting of fur.
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Old 07-18-2009, 09:54 AM   #32
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Since 3am i've had the severe liquid sh1ts from eating a steak at Denny's last night. Does extreme water expulsion and dehydration count for a reason to not want to go out?
Yes, yes i know i deserve it for eating at a damned denny's, to begin with.
Friggin' denny's!
That very nice to know.

Could you also be more specific? I'd like details on colour, volume and smell, please.
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Old 07-18-2009, 10:03 AM   #33
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Since 3am i've had the severe liquid sh1ts from eating a steak at Denny's last night. Does extreme water expulsion and dehydration count for a reason to not want to go out?
Well it depends.
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