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Old 06-11-2009, 11:19 AM   #21
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this is what my sister thought. I now have a 12 year old nephew to show that the pill is most certainly not 100% effective.
It had never claimed to be 100% effective either though.........people just assume. I think it is like 98% or something like that. Same with condoms........
And.............sometimes women will miss a day taking the pill and this can cause an accident as well.
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Old 06-11-2009, 11:21 AM   #22
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this is what my sister thought. I now have a 12 year old nephew to show that the pill is most certainly not 100% effective.
Agreed but I'm not entirely against an "oops" though.

The pill is pretty damn close to a perfect save% when taken correctly. My g/f is religous about taking them. You could almost set your clock by it.
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Old 06-11-2009, 11:26 AM   #23
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Although most guys love it when their GF takes the pill as it gives more sexual freedom to the couple, the pill often causes womens' sex drive to drop dramatically, so they have to try different types that work for the individual woman.
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Old 06-11-2009, 11:30 AM   #24
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Although most guys love it when their GF takes the pill as it gives more sexual freedom to the couple, the pill often causes womens' sex drive to drop dramatically, so they have to try different types that work for the individual woman.
Isn't that what KY gel is for?
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Isn't that what KY gel is for?
I prefer a woman who is as eager and enthusiastic as I am.........
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I prefer a woman who is as eager and enthusiastic as I am.........
Exaclty, otherwise it's about as fun as humping a bucket of warm water.

Re: the sex drive thing, I didn't know that, thanks for the info.
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In my opinion, this is the most effective method. Plus, the freedom is orgasmic.

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Old 06-11-2009, 11:50 AM   #28
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Who are these people that find putting on a condom "difficult"?
Us huge dong folk!
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Magnum's my friend....................magnums.
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Although most guys love it when their GF takes the pill as it gives more sexual freedom to the couple, the pill often causes womens' sex drive to drop dramatically, so they have to try different types that work for the individual woman.
wow that's interesting...

From what I understand the pill can also put some extra weight on a girl. Since the pill is basically hormones that trick the body into thinking that the woman is pregnant already, it goes on to storing extra fat required for childbearing. My ex was pretty skinny but gained a bit after taking the pill for about a year and a half
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wow that's interesting...

From what I understand the pill can also put some extra weight on a girl. Since the pill is basically hormones that trick the body into thinking that the woman is pregnant already, it goes on to storing extra fat required for childbearing. My ex was pretty skinny but gained a bit after taking the pill for about a year and a half
For us guys that enjoy a little bit of junk in the trunk, it's perfect!

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It's nice not having to worry about that. I can buy normal-sized condoms and girls think it's sexy when I say "Hey baby, are you ready for me to fill you with 6 inches of mediocrity?"

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There's nothing worse and at the same time more hilarious than waking up hung over with a broken condom still on your penis.
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It had never claimed to be 100% effective either though.........people just assume. I think it is like 98% or something like that. Same with condoms........
And.............sometimes women will miss a day taking the pill and this can cause an accident as well.
I believe the 98% number includes those that forgot to take a pill here and there. If taken as prescribed it is likely about as close to 100% as you can get. But there are consequences to sex and potential of pregnancy no matter what birth control is used is one of those consequences.

Not sure why a lot of people seem to gloss over or not realize that part. But that's another discussion for another day perhaps.
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That reminds me when I was in university at the height of Sue Johansen's fame. She came to the university and did a talk and mentioned those huge dong guys that complain about condoms being too small. She proceeded to stretch the thing over her entire arm and said if that doesn't fit you then talk to her after the show.
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I prefer a woman who is as eager and enthusiastic as I am.........
It was a "green text" post.
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That reminds me when I was in university at the height of Sue Johansen's fame. She came to the university and did a talk and mentioned those huge dong guys that complain about condoms being too small. She proceeded to stretch the thing over her entire arm and said if that doesn't fit you then talk to her after the show.
I hear it can be more difficult to put on for uncut penii!
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That's why you pre tear the condom packages.... Duh
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That reminds me when I was in university at the height of Sue Johansen's fame. She came to the university and did a talk and mentioned those huge dong guys that complain about condoms being too small. She proceeded to stretch the thing over her entire arm and said if that doesn't fit you then talk to her after the show.
Sue has freakishly small arms.
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