06-10-2009, 09:44 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
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Words. Nothing but sweet sweet words that turn into bitter orange wax in my ears.
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06-10-2009, 10:02 AM
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#22
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in your blind spot.
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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Now they just need to bring back Greg the Bunny and the circle will be complete
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I need to watch that again. I'll dig out my DVDs when I get home.
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"The problem with any ideology is that it gives the answer before you look at the evidence."
—Bill Clinton
"The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance--it is the illusion of knowledge."
—Daniel J. Boorstin, historian, former Librarian of Congress
"But the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity"
—WKRP in Cincinatti
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06-10-2009, 10:57 AM
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#2 960 Prankster
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: In a Pub
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bobblehead
I need to watch that again. I'll dig out my DVDs when I get home.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Now they just need to bring back Greg the Bunny and the circle will be complete
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I can't see Bob Gunton in 24 without picturing him as Junction Jack.
 
Count Blah: Jack, you were in 'Nam: what do you do when someone points a gun at you?
Junction Jack: Spend three years in a bamboo cage.
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06-10-2009, 11:24 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in your blind spot.
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Warren: Hey Tardy... listen, I need to fill some seats tonight, how'd you like to come to my play?
Tardy: I like to play with Warren.
Warren: No, Tardy. I will be IN a play. You understand?... performing.
Tardy: I'm not supposed to eat the Legos.
Warren: [mutters] Eauh, God! It's like talking to Keanu Reeves.
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"The problem with any ideology is that it gives the answer before you look at the evidence."
—Bill Clinton
"The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance--it is the illusion of knowledge."
—Daniel J. Boorstin, historian, former Librarian of Congress
"But the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity"
—WKRP in Cincinatti
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06-10-2009, 11:45 AM
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#25
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Playboy Mansion Poolboy
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Close enough to make a beer run during a TV timeout
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Dear Fox:
Thank you for bringing Futurama back. This time please do no fata around with the time slots, and then cancel the show when people can't figure out when it was moved to this week.
Signed, your fans
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06-10-2009, 11:58 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Section 222
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Professor: Start the ship Leela. Let's just steal the damned radar dish and get back to our own time!
Fry: But...but won't that change history?
Professor: Ooh a lesson in not changing history from Mr I'm-My-Own-Grandpa! Let's get the hell out of here already! Screw history!
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Go Flames Go!!
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06-10-2009, 12:03 PM
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Norm!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhettzky
Professor: Start the ship Leela. Let's just steal the damned radar dish and get back to our own time!
Fry: But...but won't that change history?
Professor: Ooh a lesson in not changing history from Mr I'm-My-Own-Grandpa! Let's get the hell out of here already! Screw history!
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One of the best episodes that ever did.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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06-10-2009, 12:07 PM
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Norm!
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[ Gil drops by Jimmy's apartment unexpectedly]
Gil: Hey there son...
Jimmy: [ surprised] What're you doing here?
Gil: Something I should have done a long time ago!
[ Gil wraps his arms around Jimmy and gives his son a big hug]
Jimmy: What? Molest me?
[ Jack just got off his car phone with Greg, who is being attacked by a dog at his apartment]
Junction Jack: We have to get over to Greg's place now.
Count Blah: Why? What's the problem, blah?
Junction Jack: No time to explain.
Count Blah: Oh.
[ pause]
Count Blah: Wait, Greg's place is all the way across town, blah.
Gil: When I'm out for blood, I never let sex get in the way.
Susan the Monster: That's funny, for me it's just the other way around.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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06-10-2009, 12:24 PM
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Montreal
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Love this show
[ Fry is in a Captain Pike-style life-support machine]
Captain Zapp Brannigan: Do you understand the charges?
Kif Kroker: One beep for yes, two beeps for no.
[ Fry beeps once]
Captain Zapp Brannigan: Yes, so noted. Do you plead guilty?
[ Fry beeps twice]
Captain Zapp Brannigan: Double yes. Guilty.
Fry: Okay, you're on a date. What's the first thing you do?
Dr. Zoidberg: Ask her to mate with me.
Fry: No, tell her she's special.
Dr. Zoidberg: But she's not, she's merely the female with the largest clutch of eggs.
Fry: Well, tell her that. And then what?
Dr. Zoidberg: Then mating.
Fry: No, make up some feelings and tell her you have them.
[ Dr. Zoidberg raises his hand]
Fry: Yes?
Dr. Zoidberg: Is desire to mate a feeling?
Fry: Ugh, you're not even trying.
Dr. Zoidberg: Ohhh, it's all so complicated, with the flowers, and the romance, and the lies upon lies.
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06-10-2009, 12:27 PM
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One of the Nine
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Does he not know?
He does not know...
He knows not?
Knows not does he...
Not, he knows?
Enough!
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06-10-2009, 12:27 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in your blind spot.
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Warren: I don't want to sing this song with Dottie! I don't want to sing this song with Blah! I want to sing it all by myself! Me, me, me, me, ME!
Gil: Warren, that's not the message we're trying to convey with the Sharing Song.
__________________
"The problem with any ideology is that it gives the answer before you look at the evidence."
—Bill Clinton
"The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance--it is the illusion of knowledge."
—Daniel J. Boorstin, historian, former Librarian of Congress
"But the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity"
—WKRP in Cincinatti
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06-10-2009, 12:28 PM
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The new goggles also do nothing.
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Calgary
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"That's the problem with Neutrals - you never know where you stand. Damn them and
their neutrality."
"What makes a good man go neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?"
Captain Zapp Brannigan: One day, a man has everything. Then the next day, he blows up a billion dollar space station. And then the next day, he has nothing. Makes you think, huh, Kipp?
Kif Kroker: No, it doesn't.
Neutral Vice President: Your Neutralness, it's a beige alert.
Neutral President: If I don't survive, tell my wife "Hello."
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Uncertainty is an uncomfortable position.
But certainty is an absurd one.
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06-10-2009, 12:31 PM
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Norm!
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Gil: I need you to be quiet, Tardy!
Tardy: Okay, Gil. I am singing the Quiet Song, the Quiet Song, the Quiet Song...
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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06-10-2009, 12:33 PM
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Montreal
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Fry: [ writing] "Leela cried as Fry lay crushed under the book case. The giant brain laughed 'Ha ha ha!' Then, for no reason, he left Earth, never to return. The end." There. Now he's trapped in a book I wrote. A crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors.
Chief Giant Brain: The big brain am winning! I am the greetest! Mwa-ha-ha-ha! I must now leave Earth for no raisin!
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06-10-2009, 03:48 PM
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One of the Nine
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Never has a thread title ever been more...appropriate.
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06-10-2009, 03:55 PM
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#36
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Join Date: Oct 2002
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I did do the nasty in the pasty.
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06-10-2009, 04:31 PM
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#38
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: back in the 403
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Nice!!! No-one beats Zap(except for Frye...and Zoidberg's right up there). To this day I still call my room the Lovenasium.
I was laughin at a quote from one last night:
Leela: No offence Frye, but you've become a fat sack of crap.
Frye: SACK?!!
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06-10-2009, 05:24 PM
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The new goggles also do nothing.
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Calgary
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Leela: Fry, we're worried about Planet Express.
Fry: Don't you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about blank.
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But certainty is an absurd one.
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06-10-2009, 05:27 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: On my metal monster.
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This is excellent news. One of the best shows ever.
I always laugh when I hear the national anthem of Zoidberg's homeland. So aggressive.
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