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Old 06-04-2009, 10:28 PM   #21
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Well I am still stuck at home after my appendectomy and i saw this on another forum... it gave me a laugh ...

http://current.com/items/90121568_gi...their-nuts.htm


"when there is no underbrush the tree looks taller!!
LOL! Hilarious...
But this is also why some wise person invented waxing....it's a brilliant invention.
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Old 06-05-2009, 11:15 AM   #22
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works freaking great, done in under 10 min never had a problem.... been doing it for years, I recommend doing the back yard too.....

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Old 06-05-2009, 11:20 AM   #23
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If one trims the bush to make the tree look taller, what does it do for women?
makes you hotter.
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LOL! Hilarious...
But this is also why some wise person invented waxing....it's a brilliant invention.
Do you really wax your junk? Like... doesn't that pull really hard at the skin? Now, I'm a girl, so I'm not 100% sure what it's like down there.
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Old 06-05-2009, 11:24 AM   #25
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I tried waxing the junk one time, got a female friend to help me with it.

It wasn't necessarily pleasant, and I just think shaving is quicker and easier.

How much effort does it take really to bust out the razor for 2 minutes?

Can't imagine I'll wax the junk again.
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Old 06-05-2009, 12:03 PM   #26
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NIiiiiiiiiiice idea! "Hey, I need to wax my junk, can you give me a HAND?" That's brilliant. Hope that lead somewhere for ya.

Shaving your junk is a great idea and the ladies love it.

The only down side I have found about doing it though is for the first few days after you do it, you wind up with a scared bat in your pants.

I'm sure some here will know what I'm getting at.

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Old 06-05-2009, 02:25 PM   #27
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Do you really wax your junk? Like... doesn't that pull really hard at the skin? Now, I'm a girl, so I'm not 100% sure what it's like down there.
Well, i'm also a girl, so, i wouldn't know what it would be like for men, i can only vouch for it being a girl.
I don't know that i would advise waxing balls, but, around the area would be fine, it's no different than getting a bikini wax.
Thats just my opinion...
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Old 06-05-2009, 02:43 PM   #28
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Sweet now I won't have to ask for my mom's help.
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Old 06-05-2009, 02:56 PM   #29
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Sweet now I won't have to ask for my mom's help.
Sweet now I wont have to ask for HOOTS mom to help either!!
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Wow I'm way too scared to get a razor anywhere near there, especially on the berries. Tried it once and cut myself. Not very bad, but seeing blood was enough to never do it again. Trimming's good enough for me.
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need to know which cream do ya.....
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need to know which cream do ya.....
You're my metrosexual amigo.
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nothing wrong with some manscaping.....
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nothing wrong with some manscaping.....
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nothing wrong with some manscaping.....
I'm gonna go ahead and say that manscaping is a must if you expect anything from any woman....just sayin....
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I'm gonna go ahead and say that manscaping is a must if you expect anything from any woman....just sayin....
I heard women think it is hot when they have to pick pubes out of their mouth.
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I heard women think it is hot when they have to pick pubes out of their mouth.
LOL! I heard men think the same thing...
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LOL! I heard men think the same thing...
I just threw up a lil' in my mouth!
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I heard women think it is hot when they have to pick pubes out of their mouth.
Haha because of hair on your balls? A little teabaggin action goin, well done my friend.
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