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4X4 · 05-25-2009, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by GoJetsGo

Um, lap dances?

The sit and flip loonies thing is beyond dull.

At the Bachelor party I was at in Vegas there were two girls on the stage at all times, and about 20 - 30 walking around, sitting on your lap trying to get you to do a lap dance with them.

You can say no and enjoy the show, or can have them dance up on you a bit for a 20.

Might not be your thing but it's definitely a level above the lame

Yeah, I guess I see your point. As long as these lap dance proprietors aren't nasty romanian chicks grinding their disease ridden hoo hah on my knee a'la the time in Italy when someone insisted on buying me a lap dance.

pepper24 · 05-25-2009, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by 4X4

I have no idea how strippers can be any more "interesting" than they are in Calgary. They get naked, dudes chuck loonies... That's it. A couple of twirls and a wink... What else is there?
Unless I get to go for a test drive, why am I looking under the hood?

Vegas and Montreal you can get a test drive if you want in the backrooms. I think Vancouver is the same. Calgary you can only look under the hood.

GoJetsGo · 05-25-2009, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by 4X4

Yeah, I guess I see your point. As long as these lap dance proprietors aren't nasty romanian chicks grinding their disease ridden hoo hah on my knee a'la the time in Italy when someone insisted on buying me a lap dance.

Not even close. These are top dollar establishments with gorgeous girls. (That's Vegas and Montreal I'm talking about).

No 40 year old C-sections in sight.

In Vegas you also have the option of going in to a VIP area for a more private experience.

I was at the Rino in Vegas in George Clooney was in the VIP room.

4X4 · 05-25-2009, 11:09 PM

Well, I do consider myself to be an open minded individual. I suppose I'll have to be more open minded about peelers.

Sorry to derail your thread, Rube.

pepper24 · 05-25-2009, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by GoJetsGo

Um, lap dances?

The sit and flip loonies thing is beyond dull.

At the Bachelor party I was at in Vegas there were two girls on the stage at all times, and about 20 - 30 walking around, sitting on your lap trying to get you to do a lap dance with them.

You can say no and enjoy the show, or can have them dance up on you a bit for a 20.

Might not be your thing but it's definitely a level above the lame experience here. I never understood the looney toss.

Vegas and Montreal are insane for a boys weekend. They are the 2 sin cities of North America at least for strip clubs by a mile. It's unfair to try to compare Calgary to those 2 cities. It's like comparing a mall in Lethbridge to West Edmonton Mall. Even big cities like NYC, Chicago, LA, Toronto etc. don't come close let alone Calgary.

Also, Vegas and Montreal will attract top talent as they are the 2 sin cities of North America.

rubecube · 05-26-2009, 10:34 AM

*BUMP*

Any other suggestions?

troutman · 05-26-2009, 10:50 AM

Aeneas had paint-ball for his stag. That was awesome.

Peanut · 05-26-2009, 11:38 AM

Um, I didn't have any strippers at my stagette and I'm still a little bitter 3 years later. Hubby got baby-oil wrestling and the whole 9 yards.

Anyways, Tequila and Ceili's are the two I know of that have private rooms and you can get some entertainment. Maybe they could bring some TV's into the room for your party?

mykalberta · 05-26-2009, 11:45 AM

If its in Calgary. I HIGHLY reccomend a stripper named "Dianne"

Brunette - wow. Lets just say, wow.

If in Calgary, dont go to the peelers. Hire some "at home" strippers. I have been to a few stags, "Dianne" was the only one I remember the name of. The rest were great as well though.

Also, very professional - no illegal "private room" activity, but a damn good time by all. As a bonus, she also is an unbelievably good NHL 08 and Madden 08 player, embarrasingly good actually for someone that hot. Also pretty good rock band singer.

No problem with pics or anything like that. Alot dont like pics and will shy away from them.

Shazam · 05-26-2009, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by 4X4

I have no idea how strippers can be any more "interesting" than they are in Calgary. They get naked, dudes chuck loonies... That's it. A couple of twirls and a wink... What else is there?
Unless I get to go for a test drive, why am I looking under the hood?

Back in the day, when more than stripper was allowed on stage, they'd occasionally have sex with each other.

malcolmk14 · 05-26-2009, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by mykalberta

Also, very professional - no illegal "private room" activity, but a damn good time by all. As a bonus, she also is an unbelievably good NHL 08 and Madden 08 player, embarrasingly good actually for someone that hot. Also pretty good rock band singer.

Hahahaha. That's hilarious! I never would've thought to challenge the stripper to a game of NHL.

Definitely a good idea.

FireFly · 05-26-2009, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by mykalberta

If its in Calgary. I HIGHLY reccomend a stripper named "Dianne"

Brunette - wow. Lets just say, wow.

If in Calgary, dont go to the peelers. Hire some "at home" strippers. I have been to a few stags, "Dianne" was the only one I remember the name of. The rest were great as well though.

Also, very professional - no illegal "private room" activity, but a damn good time by all. As a bonus, she also is an unbelievably good NHL 08 and Madden 08 player, embarrasingly good actually for someone that hot. Also pretty good rock band singer.

No problem with pics or anything like that. Alot dont like pics and will shy away from them.

Sounds like quite the stag party... get drunk, have stripper, play video games?

Bring_Back_Shantz · 05-26-2009, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by mykalberta

If its in Calgary. I HIGHLY reccomend a stripper named "Dianne"

Brunette - wow. Lets just say, wow.

If in Calgary, dont go to the peelers. Hire some "at home" strippers. I have been to a few stags, "Dianne" was the only one I remember the name of. The rest were great as well though.

Also, very professional - no illegal "private room" activity, but a damn good time by all. As a bonus, she also is an unbelievably good NHL 08 and Madden 08 player, embarrasingly good actually for someone that hot. Also pretty good rock band singer.

No problem with pics or anything like that. Alot dont like pics and will shy away from them.

Rules for a bachelor party.

1) No pictures
2) Anyone who doesn't understand why rule #1 exists should not be invited to the bachelor party, even though he is probably a pretty fun guy.
3) For resolutions regarding all disputes on the rules, refer to rule #2.

rubecube · 05-26-2009, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by 4X4

IIRC, that's a pretty big room. Out of curiousity, do you remember how much it cost?

Just called them. Room holds 80-100 people and costs $750, but they take it off relative to what you spend there. 30 dudes should be able to put a $750 tab, especially when I've been known to put up $200 on my own. Downside is they aren't able to show the fights there.

I've got calls into Tequila, Ranchman's, and Ceili's as well. Tequila seems like a pretty sweet deal. $200 for full use of Limelight, strippers allowed, and you can play your own music. No idea about TVs though.

pepper24 · 05-26-2009, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Bring_Back_Shantz

Rules for a bachelor party.

1) No pictures
2) Anyone who doesn't understand why rule #1 exists should not be invited to the bachelor party, even though he is probably a pretty fun guy.
3) For resolutions regarding all disputes on the rules, refer to rule #2.

I fully agree. I see pictures of peoples stags and stagettes on facebook which is lame. Whether it's wholesome or off the hook stag I think the fun is keeping it private only within the group that attended.

pepper24 · 05-26-2009, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by mykalberta

If its in Calgary. I HIGHLY reccomend a stripper named "Dianne"

Brunette - wow. Lets just say, wow.

If in Calgary, dont go to the peelers. Hire some "at home" strippers. I have been to a few stags, "Dianne" was the only one I remember the name of. The rest were great as well though.

Also, very professional - no illegal "private room" activity, but a damn good time by all. As a bonus, she also is an unbelievably good NHL 08 and Madden 08 player, embarrasingly good actually for someone that hot. Also pretty good rock band singer.

No problem with pics or anything like that. Alot dont like pics and will shy away from them.

I think we've had Dianne at one of our hockey pool parties who was also a super hot burnette. We get a group of guys together and have w topless girls write down our picks on a board and fetch us beers all evening. A great start to every regular season and playoffs.

Wookie · 05-26-2009, 05:38 PM

Basement of the chophouse aint bad,
Ceilis (old one, but lame newer one has a downstairs)
Why go to father of bride house, stay away from him, go to father of groom house,
Strippers in Calgary suck, strippers in Montreal make you believe in a love that you never thought possible, like the love from movies, or stories, they make you part with hundreds of dollars and you think you're coming out on top.... ahhhhhhh.... memories.
The only way to get strippers in lame calgary is private booking, they're tolerable, way better than going to a strip club, but sadly no matter how good they are if you've been to montreal or vegas you'll die a little inside everytime you see a lame stripper. Which will happen in Calgary.

Mike Oxlong · 05-26-2009, 05:55 PM

When I was planning my brothers stag I eneded up talking to a girl at thepartymachine.ca about transportation originally. Turns out she can organize rippers and find the venue for them as well. She was super helpful.

Might be worth giving her a call to see what she can come up with for you.
Kristy
kristy@partymachine.ca
403-207-0BUS

rubecube · 05-26-2009, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Wookie

Basement of the chophouse aint bad,
Ceilis (old one, but lame newer one has a downstairs)
Why go to father of bride house, stay away from him, go to father of groom house

You'd have to meet him to understand. The bride's family is basically my second family and the dad is easily one of the most laid back guys I've ever known.

iggnuef · 05-26-2009, 07:52 PM

Atlanta strippers are good aswell, when i go back this year may have to make another stop at the "Pink Pony"