05-25-2009, 09:45 AM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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I volunteered at a casino this weekend. There is a whole lot of stupid in that room. People losing hundreds/thousands of dollars, every day. Of course, they all have a "system", or a "lucky seat", and they recently "won big".
At least charities are benefitting from these geniuses, if their families are not. It's shocking how much $ is pouring through there every day.
Alberta Gaming had an addiction counsellor there all day - only two people talked to her all day.
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05-25-2009, 09:54 AM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: London, Ontario
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My wife swung our van around in front of our house to back in the driveway like we always do. Right as she was blocking the road, a group of students came FLYING around the corner in their dads Accord and had to stop very very quickly. Everyones windows were down and they decided to unload a barrage of insults at my wife, with my kids sitting in the back of the minivan. They were obviously focused on my wife because they somehow missed all 275 pounds of Frank the Tank sitting in the passenger seat. I got out, their windows went up, car was put in reverse and they booked it.
Pretty effing stupid to lip off to a cute little MILF with her gorilla husband sitting beside her.
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05-25-2009, 10:12 AM
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy
Self-Banned
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Frank the Tank
My wife swung our van around in front of our house to back in the driveway like we always do. Right as she was blocking the road, a group of students came FLYING around the corner in their dads Accord and had to stop very very quickly. Everyones windows were down and they decided to unload a barrage of insults at my wife, with my kids sitting in the back of the minivan. They were obviously focused on my wife because they somehow missed all 275 pounds of Frank the Tank sitting in the passenger seat. I got out, their windows went up, car was put in reverse and they booked it.
Pretty effing stupid to lip off to a cute little MILF with her gorilla husband sitting beside her.
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So you let your wife do the driving? 'cause that's what I got from the story. 
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05-25-2009, 10:14 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: CP House of Ill Repute
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Frank the Tank
My wife swung our van around in front of our house to back in the driveway like we always do. Right as she was blocking the road, a group of students came FLYING around the corner in their dads Accord and had to stop very very quickly. Everyones windows were down and they decided to unload a barrage of insults at my wife, with my kids sitting in the back of the minivan. They were obviously focused on my wife because they somehow missed all 275 pounds of Frank the Tank sitting in the passenger seat. I got out, their windows went up, car was put in reverse and they booked it.
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If I'd seen that, it would fall under the "Hilarious things you've seen" thread.
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05-25-2009, 10:17 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Calgary, AB
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Godfire
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05-25-2009, 10:30 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Calgary, AB
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Frank the Tank
My wife swung our van around in front of our house to back in the driveway like we always do. Right as she was blocking the road, a group of students came FLYING around the corner in their dads Accord and had to stop very very quickly. Everyones windows were down and they decided to unload a barrage of insults at my wife, with my kids sitting in the back of the minivan. They were obviously focused on my wife because they somehow missed all 275 pounds of Frank the Tank sitting in the passenger seat. I got out, their windows went up, car was put in reverse and they booked it.
Pretty effing stupid to lip off to a cute little MILF with her gorilla husband sitting beside her.
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The kids in the car left to get the dad of the driver and owner of the Accord known as Big Al who is 285 lbs. The dad would have had 10 lbs on you!
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05-25-2009, 10:38 AM
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UnModerator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: North Vancouver, British Columbia.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mikey_the_redneck
At an intersection, I saw an old couple in a 3/4 ton Dodge with Beanie Babies all over the interior, hanging from the headliner, all over the dash etc.
Collecting Beanie Babies, just stupid......................
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This.
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05-25-2009, 10:51 AM
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Norm!
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Katie Holmes marrying Tom Cruise.
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05-25-2009, 10:54 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: sector 7G
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My favourite is from last year. We were at southcentre mall in the food court. There was a play area next to it. My 2 year old goes over there, and there's a 5 year old kid also playing. The 5 year old has a metal claw hammer in his hand. Needless to say, my 2 year old wasn't in there very long. What kind of idiot parent lets a 5 year old play with a real hammer?
Last edited by habernac; 05-25-2009 at 11:04 AM.
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05-25-2009, 10:58 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Originally Posted by WindomURL
I saw a guy try to stretch a single into a triple with his teammate standing on 3rd base  |
Hey, I could have made it, look at how far off of second I got. 
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05-25-2009, 11:03 AM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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Quote:
Originally Posted by habernac
My favourite is from last year. We were at southcentre mall in the food court. There was a play area next to it. My 2 year old goes over there, and there's a 5 year old kid also playing. The 5 year old has a metal claw hammer in his hand. Needless to say, my 2 year old was in there very long. What kind of idiot parent lets a 5 year old play with a real hammer?
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Hammer Time!
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05-25-2009, 11:05 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: sector 7G
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Quote:
Originally Posted by troutman
Hammer Time!
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I was literally on the edge of my seat, ready to run over the 5 year old if he went anywhere near my kid with the hammer. One of those WTF?? moments.
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05-25-2009, 11:21 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Lethbridge
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Originally Posted by Blaster86
This.
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You know people who collect Beanie Babies?
Some people collect the dumbest crap ever..............
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05-25-2009, 11:27 AM
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Has Towel, Will Travel
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I once saw a lady take the wrong exit from 52nd St NE at 16th Ave. She got about half way down the off ramp, realized she had taken the wrong turn, stropped and started backing up. To add to the scenario, a gravel truck was taking the same exit and was coming down the off ramp as she was backing up towards it.
I don't know if it was the same woman or not, but in the same general area I say a similar looking lady pull over to the curb, stop, turn her left turn signal on, and proceed to turn across both lanes of traffic into a strip mall parking lot (Rundlehorn Dr and 36th St NE).
How doe people like that even get a driver's license in the first place? Surely they couldn't have passed a driver's test.
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05-25-2009, 11:28 AM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: London, Ontario
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Originally Posted by CrusaderPi
So you let your wife do the driving? 'cause that's what I got from the story. |
She LOVES driving her minivan. I can't wrestle it away from her!!
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05-25-2009, 11:30 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: CP House of Ill Repute
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Frank the Tank
She LOVES driving her minivan. I can't wrestle it away from her!!
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And you call yourself a gorilla! 
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05-25-2009, 11:34 AM
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#38
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: London, Ontario
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Originally Posted by GreenTeaFrapp
And you call yourself a gorilla! |
Haha! I'm just digging myself a bigger hole aren't I? She's small but fiesty!!
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05-25-2009, 11:34 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary AB
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A cell phone picture from one of my buddies who works for the Flames of some guy who seemed to think that the stairs going down towards the ticket office on the North side of the Dome was an underground parking ramp. He beached his old crappy chevy on the stairs and had to get help. I will try to get this pic e-mailed to me so I can post as soon as possible. Very stupid.
Last edited by Cowboy89; 05-25-2009 at 11:41 AM.
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05-25-2009, 12:16 PM
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cowboy89
A cell phone picture from one of my buddies who works for the Flames of some guy who seemed to think that the stairs going down towards the ticket office on the North side of the Dome was an underground parking ramp. He beached his old crappy chevy on the stairs and had to get help. I will try to get this pic e-mailed to me so I can post as soon as possible. Very stupid.
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He beached his whale of a chevy? 
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