04-24-2009, 05:07 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan02
you know you are in trouble when
8 shots of Tequila show up at the table
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04-24-2009, 09:21 PM
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#22
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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Someone says "no offence, but . . . "
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04-25-2009, 09:57 AM
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#23
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Northern AB, in "oil country" >:p----@
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it burns when you pee.....
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Nothing like rediscovering one of the greatest bands ever!
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04-25-2009, 10:05 AM
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#24
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: An all-inclusive.
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You know you're in trouble when you laugh your ass off and she says "That's not funny".
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04-25-2009, 10:06 AM
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#25
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Lifetime Suspension
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You know you are in trouble when....
You come home to your wife and you take her into the bedroom to make love all night long
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Your wife screams another guy's name. 
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04-25-2009, 10:11 AM
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Pants Tent
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HOZ
You know you are in trouble when....
You come home to your wife and you take her into the bedroom to make love all night long
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Your wife screams another guy's name. |
Was the hockey game on? That might explain the screams of "Oh Eric Nystrom! Oh yeah!". I was screaming that too! 
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04-25-2009, 10:11 AM
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#27
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One of the Nine
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You know you are in trouble when your buddy calls you the day after a night of drinking and says "dude, I can't believe you did that" and your reply is "did...what...?"
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04-25-2009, 10:31 AM
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#28
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Lifetime In Suspension
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You know you're in trouble when a girl you haven't seen in ages calls you out of the blue, and then you realise it's been about 9 months...
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04-25-2009, 12:31 PM
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#29
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Lethbridge
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You know you're in trouble when she says;
"We have to talk"........
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04-25-2009, 12:35 PM
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#30
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A Fiddler Crab
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Chicago
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You realize you have angered the Iginla.
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04-25-2009, 01:02 PM
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#31
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Our Jessica Fletcher
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You know you're in trouble when you're trying your best to hold in a huge fart, and then you feel a sneeze coming...
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04-25-2009, 01:30 PM
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#32
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Fonz
You know you're in trouble when you're trying your best to hold in a huge fart, and then you feel a sneeze coming...
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You know you are in trouble when.... your'e trying your best to silence a huge fart, and accidently get leakage.
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04-25-2009, 01:59 PM
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#33
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Hell
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you realize you said the wrong thing to a woman in a txt message after you hit send
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04-25-2009, 03:40 PM
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Montreal
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You know you're in trouble when you took out $200 before going out for drinks and wake up with nothing but a bunch of loose change in your pocket.
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04-25-2009, 03:51 PM
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Not the 1 millionth post winnar
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Los Angeles
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You hit "reply all" instead of "reply"...
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Oilers give up a pick and a player to take on 5.5 mil."
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04-25-2009, 05:18 PM
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#36
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Norm!
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You know your in trouble when your girlfriend of many years comes home with two airline tickets to Chicago courtesy of the Jerry Springer show.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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04-25-2009, 10:56 PM
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Has lived the dream!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Where I lay my head is home...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hesla
"Are You ok?"
"Fine"
"Are you Sure"
"Yup"
You just know that in 10 or 15 minutes you will have the answer
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That's why you're next response right after the 'yup' should be:
Awesome, I'm glad to hear everything is ok! I'm going to watch hockey and drink beer with the guys!
(hasty exit)
Things probably won't be any better (though there is the occasional time she just needed a moment to cool down or even *gasp figured she was over reacting) but at least you get hockey and beer and sympathy.
Last edited by Daradon; 04-25-2009 at 10:58 PM.
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04-25-2009, 11:10 PM
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#38
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Lifetime Suspension
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You know your in trouble when you find three voicemails waiting for you on your phone after a exam, each is a different chick saying we need to go to the doctor together. One of the chicks is your GF, one her sister, and the last her roommate.
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04-25-2009, 11:12 PM
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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When Keenan takes responsibility for the team not being prepaired.
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04-25-2009, 11:28 PM
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#40
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Lifetime Suspension
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When you wake up in a strange place, and find a note saying I took your pants.
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