I got a good one from work this morning, please do not read unless you have a SICK, SICK and I can't stress the SICK part enough, SICK sense of humour.
You have been warned.
I was delivering a baby this morning and after I finally got the woman to give one last push and had the baby in my arms I started swinging it over my head by the umbilical cord. I smashed it against the wall, then smashed it against the floor, then the roof, then slapped it down on her lap, all the while this woman is going NUTS. After the shock wears off she finally screams out 'WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY BABY?!?!'
I reply, "April fools, it was already dead."
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