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Old 02-27-2009, 12:08 AM   #21
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Will the funeral be closed casket?
You ever see those little Chinese chicks in circuses who balance spinning plates on sticks?
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Old 02-27-2009, 08:30 AM   #22
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Really? 28 and he has to "guzzle" a bottle of viagra? I mean, I understand that it's hard to keep it up that long, but take one every couple hours... Come on. Not only that but does 'pleasing' them really require you to be hard? If it does, you maybe need to learn a few new tricks.
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Old 02-27-2009, 08:48 AM   #23
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Well the bottle of viagra caused a stiffy for sure...rigamortis.
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Old 02-27-2009, 09:19 AM   #24
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"One of the women, named only as Alina, said: “We called emergency services but it was too late, there was nothing they could do.”

They should have tried mouth to, er, um, you know.
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Old 02-27-2009, 10:01 AM   #25
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Did he die from cancer or dehydration
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Will the funeral be closed casket?

Nah, propped open...


EDIT: Beaten.... several times!!
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Old 02-27-2009, 12:36 PM   #27
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...which is why I am STILL alive.
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Man...whats with Russians and heart failure?
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