02-09-2009, 10:09 AM
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#21
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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Are you wearing space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
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02-09-2009, 10:17 AM
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#22
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GOAT!
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So you ladies come here often or do... oh damn, I need to change my pants. Anyone got a cig btw?
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02-09-2009, 10:18 AM
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#23
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: At the Gates of Hell
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Quote:
Originally Posted by troutman
Are you wearing space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
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I didn't come here looking for trouser trout, man. Jeez lemme outta here!
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02-09-2009, 10:30 AM
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#25
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Calgary
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Alright, break out the coolers!!
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02-09-2009, 10:44 AM
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#26
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FanIn80
Anyone got a cig btw?
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so you're telling us you want a fag?
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02-09-2009, 11:06 AM
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#27
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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Last week - I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I
Jizzed in my pants
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02-09-2009, 11:18 AM
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#28
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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Ooohhh....ooooh....
I just wanna, I just wanna
Just wanna do something special for all the Ladies in the World
Oh yes
Just wanna do somethin’ special
Ah
For all the Ladies in the world
Is that possible?
And the gir-rls
Don’t forget them girls
Caribbean
(Ladies)
Parisian
(Ladies)
Bolivian
(Ladies)
Namibian
(Ladies)
Eastern Indochinian
(Ladies)
Republic of Dominican
(Ladies)
Amphibian
(Ladies)
Presbyterian
(Ladies)
Outta sight
Amazin’ ladies
Late night
Hard workin’ ladies
Erudite
Brainy ladies
Hermaphrodite
Lady-man-ladies
Oh you sexy hermaphrodite lady-man-ladies
With your sexy lady bits
And your sexy man bits too
Even you must be in to you ooo ooo
All the ladies in the world
I wanna get next to you
Show you some gratitude
By makin’ love to you it’s the least we can do...
If every soldier in the wo-orld
Put down his weapon and picked up a woman
What a peaceful world this world would be-eee...
Redheads not warheads
Blondes not bombs
We’re talkin’ about brunettes not fighter jets
Oooh Oooh it’s got to be Sweet 16’s not M-16’s
When will the governments realize it’s got to be funky sexy ladies?
I have a vision and all I can see
Is all of you with ‘a all of me
In a world of peace and harmony
Where every lady gets a little piece of Bret-y
I’ve been to Paris, Wellington and Amsterdam
And a wham-bam, Merci, Danke, thank ‘a you ma’m
I don’t care if you’re ugly or you’re skanky or you’re small
I just wanna do a little something special for y’all...
All the ladies, in the world, you deserve it, Girrrrrrl...
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02-09-2009, 11:25 AM
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#29
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Franchise Player
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Haha awesome I complained about this a few times in the confession thread but never thought too make a thread devoted to it.
Personally I blame Locke and missdpuck.
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02-09-2009, 11:32 AM
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#30
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Not the one...
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Tough to blame any person/people, but this site is starting to get a facebook vibe to it. 
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There's always two sides to an argument, and it's always a tie.
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02-09-2009, 11:42 AM
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#31
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: At the Gates of Hell
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Quote:
Originally Posted by J pold
Haha awesome I complained about this a few times in the confession thread but never thought too make a thread devoted to it.
Personally I blame Locke and missdpuck.
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Well we were confessing, sort of. But I haven't been back to that thread for that alleged "flirting". I'm doing that privately  Locke's fun,I enjoy messing with him.but it wasn't meant as flirtation.
Last edited by missdpuck; 02-09-2009 at 12:56 PM.
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02-09-2009, 12:46 PM
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#32
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Moscow, ID
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gozer
Tough to blame any person/people, but this site is starting to get a facebook vibe to it. |
More like myspace where about 1/5th of the users just go around friending hot girls and 1/5th of the users are guys pretending to be hot girls.
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02-09-2009, 12:50 PM
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#33
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Franchise Player
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I have a magic watch and it tells me you're not wearing any panties...
Oh, you are? Hmm... it must be a few hours fast.
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02-09-2009, 02:53 PM
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#34
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Franchise Player
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I'm here now guys. You can stop holding your breath.
__________________
KNOWLEDGE IS POWER. I love power.
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02-09-2009, 04:42 PM
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#35
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Machiavelli
I'm here now guys. You can stop holding your breath.
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A lady enters the thread and you all go silent? Be the wind beneath her wings.
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02-09-2009, 05:01 PM
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#36
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Franchise Player
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missdpuck was already here though...
and I for one will not go silently...
Was it love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
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02-09-2009, 05:02 PM
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#37
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Machiavelli
I'm here now guys. You can stop holding your breath.
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You're a girl? What the hell....
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02-09-2009, 05:03 PM
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#38
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Lifetime In Suspension
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You're not hot enough to have that much self respect
Not directed at anyone in particular, just find it funny
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02-09-2009, 05:07 PM
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#39
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Market Mall Food Court
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Machiavelli
I'm here now guys. You can stop holding your breath.
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hehe you are a girl? Never knew that. Couldn't you have signed up as Girlymachiavelli?
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02-09-2009, 05:09 PM
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#40
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wittyusertitle
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ResAlien
You're not hot enough to have that much self respect
Not directed at anyone in particular, just find it funny
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Everytime I read your posts, I hear them in NPH's voice. And that makes pretty much everything you say awesome.
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