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Old 01-21-2009, 08:12 AM   #21
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You must be. I wouln't bang on the door and beg tho I'd just move on.........
Well usually it starts with a phone call, sometimes drunk. Not always though. Haha. Have the had show up at the door once though. 'I was in the neighbourhood and just wanted to see if you were home. Are you doing anything? We should get some wine.'

I'm good friends with many of my exs too though, that helps.
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I don't think that ever happens unless the person is piss drunk out of their mind. You do know that the commercial was a bit of an exaggeration, in reality she'd most likely call and see what you're doing and if you wanted to "hang out".
Oh yeah I know. That's what makes it funny and the ad wouldn't work without the booty call connotation. I'm just being silly.
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Old 01-21-2009, 08:23 AM   #23
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As long as her head doesn't get in the way of the T.V. during a hockey game I'm cool.
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Just be sure not to yell out "Cammalleriiiiiiiiii" at the moment of...peak excitement.
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Heck, I've turned it down in the regular season.
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Old 01-21-2009, 08:25 AM   #26
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Hey, if it's a hot chick wanting to tug the ol' wiener, I don't mind bailing on a post-season game. Looks like the Flames can do well enough this year without my help.
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Well, the question is, would you turn it down in the post season while you are at the game itself?!? I would have to be pretty strung out on heroin(beer) to do it in the domes bathrooms, that sh1t is ghetto!
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If the woman looked like the one in the commercial, then maybe. It depends on the round and who we would be playing.

Round 1 vs Detroit - NO
Round 3 vs Detroit - YES
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Well usually it starts with a phone call, sometimes drunk. Not always though. Haha. Have the had show up at the door once though. 'I was in the neighbourhood and just wanted to see if you were home. Are you doing anything? We should get some wine.'

I'm good friends with many of my exs too though, that helps.
No need to explain..it doesn't make you a bad guy. Just a lucky one.
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Geezus isn't this what commericals are for?

30 second intervals - BAM BAM BAM BAM! Five or six times an hour. You should be builidng your sexual frustration back up when the game is on, and relieveing it when its not.
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No need to explain..it doesn't make you a bad guy. Just a lucky one.
Haha well no I just meant it's obviously not like the commercial, a girl banging on the door yelling, 'I need sex!' lol. Obviously usually a little more tact and grace than that, but the intention and message is all the same.

Course there's the MSN or message type call too. Sometimes that can be an unmistakeable hint, or down right dirty suggestion, lol.
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Are you proud to know a girl who got jiggy with a pro hockey player?
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In reality she'd most likely call and see what you're doing and if you wanted to "hang out".
I confess that I could really use a female-to-English dictionary.

Woops! Wrong thread! I think.
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PVR it for the two minutes that you will miss
Sadly that was my initial thought too. No way would I be man enough to miss anything for too long. Booty calls don't need to involve the post coital cuddling, so there's fair grounds for ejecting the call-ee after you've delivered. I would have my cake and eat it too. Please feel free to take that as dirty as you'd like.
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You know, as long as she says please and gives me a cookie when we're done I'm all hers. Thats why god made 7 game series.

If its game 7 though, there'd better be her hot sister or mom involved.
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Depends. Am I in a slump? What game is it? If it's game 7 and the Flames are in it(or any game where they're facing elimination), absolutely.
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Are you proud to know a girl who got jiggy with a pro hockey player?
I've known some girls that have gotten jiggy with hockey players, and it doesn't effect me, and a lot of times those girls are either feeling pride, or shame or an extreme bout of morning sickness.

What was the question?
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I've known some girls that have gotten jiggy with hockey players, and it doesn't effect me, and a lot of times those girls are either feeling pride, or shame or an extreme bout of morning sickness.

What was the question?
Actually I have to admit to this. I remember a few years back meeting a girl who had hooked up with Eric Daze, I was so excited haha. On a side note, apparently he's a terrible lay(she was a classy lass).
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If it's a booty call, chances are you can get this booty call (Or any other booty call) anytime you want. Why would you choose the booty call time to be during the hockey game!

It's not "Would you turn down the hot chick in the commercial if it was your only chance having sex with her!"
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Actually I have to admit to this. I remember a few years back meeting a girl who had hooked up with Eric Daze, I was so excited haha. On a side note, apparently he's a terrible lay(she was a classy lass).
well he did have that chronic back injury that ended his career plus

He's rich why should he do all the work in bed?

Ya see, the rich theory is sorta like the fonze dance from happy days.

You know the girl does all the dancing, and he just stands there snaps his fingers and looks cool.
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